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Edited by iosappsrock:
5/7/2015 2:33:37 PM
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How do you hide your boners?
Let's be honest guys, it happens to the best of us.
What's your preferred method for hiding that beast when you're out in public.
[spoiler]Boner horror stories also welcome[/spoiler]
EDIT: Holy shit batman! Woke up to 150+ replies. Glad we could all talk about this important issue. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
EDIT: Well I'll be damned. 350+ replies about boners. This is literally the best forum ever. Bone on my brothers.
EDIT: [i]"Houston, we have a penis!"[/i] 600 replies, all for boners. Love this forum.
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Just like a dog, on a mailman's leg
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1 ReplyEasy, I put them inside of me. Have I already posted in this?
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Stick up a girls booty checks
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1 ReplyJust keep it tucked in my sock.
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Have you ever seen that scene from anchorman? [quote]don't act like you're not impressed [/quote]
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Put a girls mouth over it
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I can't hide my boners. When the beast wants to get out, it'll get out.
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1 ReplyThe Python does not like attention, so it scares away spectators.
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Step 1 - Put on a sweater/jacket Step 2 - Zip up Step 3 - Put hands In the pockets Step 4 - Walk around as so
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1 ReplyI don't hide them, I'll just tell my girl friends about them.
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I dont
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Mines 2 inches so I don't have that type of problem......B)
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I'd waistband it but the head is always visible that way. I usually right leg it, and if someone notices, they notice. Nbd
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I don't hide it. I let everyone stare and admire the goods.
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I don't hide it. I let everyone stare and admire the goods.
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I don't hide it. I let everyone stare and admire the goods.
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3 RepliesInside of your mother
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2 RepliesI stick my boners in little girls. Always a nice and warm hidey hole
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I usually punch it into submission like Chris browns does with his wives
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1 Replymines to small for it to be a problem
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2 RepliesFlick your balls real hard. It'll deflate. -Tom Brady
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Waistband
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I usually don't leave the house. [spoiler]There's no way to hide it[/spoiler]
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Necrobump
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1 ReplyOrally
