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4/23/2015 7:57:15 PM
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Here you are
[b][i][u]Places down some human booty[/u][/i][/b]
[spoiler]Its a girl ssshhh[/spoiler]
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Looks tasty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Dig in
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*devours booty* damn that was good. Should hold me over for a month or so. Check pls
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Edited by ThePizzaGuy: 4/23/2015 8:11:34 PM[b][i][u]Hands Check[/u][/i][/b]
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*pays check, hands it back w/ a note* are you available for hire?
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What are you good at.
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I meant are you available for mercenary work? You are the real Deadpool, right?
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You're Not Hired
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Edited by xBUGATTIx: 4/23/2015 8:37:11 PMNot looking for a job. Goddammit never mind. I would have paid you quite well & you'd get to fight some worthy adversaries. I guess I'll just hire Deathstroke. *gets up & starts walking towards the door*
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What did you say? Did i hear Fgt?
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Did you retire? I wouldn't expect the merc with a mouth to turn down a $500k opportunity to have a [i]bloody[/i] good time.
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Nope, this is a side thing [spoiler]Dont tell[/spoiler]
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So do you want the job then?
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*talk quietly* get the Aogiri out of the 20th Ward. 250 up front, 250 when it's done, & an additional 10 per confirmed kill. They're causing to much trouble so they've got to go. Contact me when it's done *gives business card* The money will be in your account by the end of the day. The booty was quite good btw, perfect ratio of meat to fat, as was the coffee. *leaves*
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Heres the coffee [b][i][u]Places down[/u][/i][/b]
