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Edited by Schruef:
4/27/2015 3:25:13 PM
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What would you do with 80,000,000,000,000 dollars?
Hm?
Comment below.
You can do anything you want with the money.
It's in your bank account.
You can turn it into cash if you want.
[spoiler]I'd fund schools across the county. And try to make building stadiums instead of using the money for actual education illegal, by gaining power by paying off all U.S. Debt. That way, more people will be educated. I'd also fix the broken ass school system.
Then, I'd pay Bungie to drop Activision, make Destiny the game it should be, and be awesome.
Then I'd buy myself a house, fix my shore house, buy a fishing boat and a yacht. And build a wearable Titan Helm of Saint 14, working sparrow and Ice Breaker replica. [/spoiler]
Edit: for inflation purposes; the money does not come into circulation until you spend it.
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I'd purchase SpaceEx, and fly my ass to Mars for vacation. I'd also purchase an Island in the mediterranean and create a country of my own. Then i'll give the rest to my own charity which would fund research towards a cure for.... STD's
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Get a free slurpee at 7/11
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1 ReplyGive it to cancer reacerch [spoiler]100% They still wont have the cure[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyBuy a Klondike bar
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Do the obvious buy a very nice house, but nothing overtly extravagant, buy all of my dream cars and a my own massive garage. After doing the usual stuff, I'd support lots of different charities and help fund medical research. I'd like to help pay for people's education and offer scholarship programs to those in need. I would like to help the homeless and put them up in hotels for months at a time so they have somewhere to love and as a side bar type of thing, leave big tips in restaurants, especially smaller inexpensive ones where the majority of people work.
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I would buy love
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Play destiny
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Buy everything i dont need
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Buy my own private island. Get a military and be the general/president/ice cream salesman. Then I would give lots of the money to cancer research facilities. Then I would get like 8 TV screens and make that one image thingy where you have part of the screen on every TV and have IVs in me so I can play for hours.
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1 ReplyGo to the bank and ask for 8,000,000,000,000,000 pennies.
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Bruh i'd purchase my own planet...
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2 RepliesI'll make the best game ever. It would be like GTA but with the entire world in it and real geographical mapping. So you can visit your own house. Maybe kill your neighbor that you hate. It's just like real life. Just think of the possibilities. I'll fund as much money as possible and hire all the best game makers In the world to work together. Oh and I'll make my own special console that will be able to run the game better then a PC.
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1 ReplyFap with $100 bills.
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Buy destiny a story.
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Buy more Cheerios It started out as a joke. My friends had joked about it - even egged each other on to try it. We all laughed at the concept. -blam!-ing a bowl of cheerios? The mere idea sent shivers down my spine. The initial roughness in texture. The cold milk shrinking my erect PENIS. "What joy could there be in that?" I thought to myself. After a few weeks nobody brought it up anymore. We'd moved on to different jokes and catch phrases as most groups do. They weren't as funny, but they definitely weren't as weird. We did the usual things and Friday was drinking day. By 2:00 am all four of us were plastered. Jake let out a long sigh after pounding another shot of SoCo and Kevin was loudly snoring on the couch. After a twenty minutes or so it was just Steve and I alone left finishing off our remaining beers. "Dude hold on," Steve smiled. "What's up man?" I said in my drunken stupor. Steve sloshed his way over to his refridgerator and removed a gleaming white bowl from the fridge. I instantly knew what it was. "What the shit -blam!- is that Steve?" I asked "-blam!-in Cheerios man. You should -blam!- them!" He seemed excited. "Dude it was just a joke. Don't tell me you…" I was cut off. "Naw dude I didn't -blam!- no cheerios. But I will bet you $50 you won't do it." I had my excuse. "Fine -blam!-er I'll do it." I was becoming erect already. "How will I know you did it, huh?" I froze up. My erection started to die. "Is this some elaborate ploy for you to see my -blam!-ing dick, bro?" I shouted, nearly waking our sleeping companions. "Nah dude I just don't want any -blam!-ing cheating, man. I got $50 on this shit." "Fine, I'll do it with my back to you and just stick my dick out through my fly." I was erect again. We both went silent. I carefully walked to the corner of the room and looked down upon the soggy mash of Cheerios awaiting my erect cock. They were Honey Nut. Without waiting I plunged my eager tool deep into the bowl. The milk washed upon my swollen testicles as they dipped into the soft contents of the bowl. I thrusted gently and realized how the cheerios seemed to react to the shape of my member. The bowl was deeper than I expected. I heard crys of laughter coming from Steve but I kept going. I wave of white anticipation struck me as my PENIS grew stiffer and my balls rumbled with an all to familiar feeling. I came. I came into that honey nut flavored bowl of beaten cheerios. My semen mixed flawlessy into the color of the bowl. My knees went weak. My breathing hastened. "I -blam!-ing love cheerios," I said with a smile. Three days had past since my first cheerio-man encounter. I had since then started experimenting with different things. I tried chocolate milk, but it the whole experience just felt… interracial. I tried adding sugar as well but the clean up became a hassle. Finally I settled on bananas. They were the missing part of the equation. The cheerio inspired orgasms had doubled in strength, but my roommates were growing suspicious. I had never ate cheerios in the two years we'd lived together and now I was going through a box per day. And nobody had ever seen me eat a bowl. I knew I had to be careful. I called Steve to to joke about it a few days after it had happened and he didn't remember. I lost $50 but gained an experience that can only be equated with touching God. It was a fair trade. With Steve out of the way I felt a little more relaxed. "But not as relaxed as I could be," I whispered quietly to myself. A grin formed on my face as I slowly exited my room and made my way down the stairs. Only my roommate Lynn was home. She was gorgeous, but I had no time for girls. I had cheerios.
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Find a way to make more money with that money.
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Everything
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I like the destiny thing but other than that you made feel like a douche with the school thing [spoiler]my idea was to spend it on a massive house and load it with every game[/spoiler]
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Make KOI 3284.01 a habitable destination for Humanity.
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12 RepliesGo to Africa Buy Ebola Buy Plane Buy more Ebola Put Ebola in plane Drop Ebola onto the world Buy bomb Buy a drill Drill big hole in the Earth Plant bomb in Earth Blow up Earth to exterminate Ebola and anyone remaining Buy Reef from Awoken Live in Reef Destroy the Reef Buy equipment Build Death Star Destroy Tatooine Get injured Buy stuff to fix me Become Darth Vader Buy Padme Bang Padme Padme has baby Buy butterknife Kill Padme with butterknife Buy a window Throw baby out window Baby suffocates in space Buy flippers Go space swimming Find Sandra Bullock and George Clooney Kill them both Buys end credits to story The End TL;DR Just a bunch of random crap
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1 ReplyI'd buy a Scrooge McDuckian style vault and swim in it while saying "oh yeaaa. Everyone's money" in a Cartman-like accent.
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Make and sell blue meth
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Buy DeeJ.
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1 ReplyNot 'what' but 'who'...
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Get the best hooker in the world
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Nothing. I'll just save it unless I really need it.
