Why the hell not!!
[b][i][u]Pulls it out of pocket dimension(also know as my ass)[/u][/i][/b]
Here you go champ 😀
English
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But do I still want it? [spoiler]"Yeah I do."[/spoiler] How bad could it be? [spoiler]"Pretty bad. It came from his butt."[/spoiler] [i]Sigh[/i]... Excuse me while I take care of this...
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It's fine [i]I Wipe.[/i]
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*Ahem* I return. Now, good sir, I'm afraid in here on a business matter. You see, I represent the Deathstroke party... [spoiler]"Tell him Deathstroke would beat him worse than he beats his own d**k!" [i]Why on God's earth would I say that? The man serves dead humans as an entree![/i] "There's a 25% chance it's a good idea..." [i]25?[/i] "Well, more like 0.00000... Semantics, just tell him!"[/spoiler] ... *Ahem* And I'm afraid you may have violated a number of peace treaties between the Marvel-DC Accord in your blatant sale of... Pizza.
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Why do you have voices too? [b]HE'S COPING US[/b] [i]Unoriginal Scum[/i]
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In my youth, the great 4th Wall collapses upon me, granting me the blessing of multiple intelligences... [spoiler]"He was dropped as a child." [i]Shut up![/i][/spoiler]
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[b][i][u]Deadpool daydreams about boobs[/u][/i][/b]
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[spoiler]"But WHOSE boobs is the question!" [i]Does that really matter? At all?[/i] "It matters to me. Which means it matters to you." [i]I am not you.[/i] "Oh really? Moist. See that? You cringed, same as me! We're one and the same! Now ask!"[/spoiler] *Sigh*... Whose boobs?
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Edited by ThePizzaGuy: 4/23/2015 5:00:25 AMA. Texas
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Thought you would've said Spider-Man... [spoiler]"YIPPEE-KI-AYE it's a rodeo in here!" [i]Is that your Texan impression?[/i] "Sure as a cow milks, pardner!" [i]If I kill myself, I'll kill you too... Pleasant thought that keeps me going...[/i] "Point taken."[/spoiler]