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4/23/2015 4:32:11 AM
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Narrows eyes
Shoves dirty rusty spoon in your mouth and then runs out of store
English
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[b][i][u]throws spoon at you as you leave[/u][/i][/b] BITCH STAY OUT
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[b]ill be back sucker[/b] Runs off
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[b][i][u]keeps gun out and loaded[/u][/i][/b]
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[b]shows up with shotgun what now bitch!!![/b]
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[b][i][u]twirls gun in hand[/u][/i][/b] simple. Ima wipe yo monkey ass of dis planet
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[b]3 guys jump on u and start stomping u while dead pool is cooking [/b]
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[b][i][u]goes mortal kombat on them to flame kick teleports out of that and brutality all your meesly thugs[/u][/i][/b] Now, [b][i][u]readys gun[/u][/i][/b] lets do this
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[b]grabs 2 44. Magnums lets do this[/b]
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[b][i][u]picks bat back up and goes to cover, firing off rounds[/u][/i][/b] Bitch dont make me get the man
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Fires gun rapidly and shoots u in arm [b]take that u bitch[/b]
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[b][i][u]gets pissed[/u][/i][/b] oh your done for now biotch [b][u][i]sets gun down and throws bat like a boomerang, then grabs gun again to shoot the ends and angle it, always increasing speed, until it impales your skull[/i][/u][/b] ....bitch... [b][i][u]walks up and tea-bags you[/u][/i][/b]
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[b]bain comes up behind u and breaks your back [/b] Take that fgt
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[b][i][u]teleporting flame kicks him and does scorpions "whos next?" Fatality, then stumbles inside to rest my back[/u][/i][/b]
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Crawls back into woods "I just wanted to borrow some sugar" u hear crying in the woods...
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[b][i][u]i come back out with a bag of sugar, using banes spine as a cane[/u][/i][/b] you couldv just asked [b][i][u]goes and naps by the door[/u][/i][/b]
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When u wake up from your nap u see a Bach of sugar cookies
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:D [b]COOKIES[/b]
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Thank u crawls back into woods never to be seen again
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[b]you start to hear rustling in the woods and u see about 20-25 punks come out with bats and pipes [/b] U messed with the wrong man
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[b][u]Batman the Janitor swoops in and disables all the thugs[/u][/b] Don't show your face here again!
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[b]grabs phone calls joker and Bain "hey guys get over here" [/b] Your about to get your ass whooped
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[b]Batman mysteriously disappears.[/b]
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[b]you better run batman Bain will break your back laughs[/b]
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[b]N[i]i[/i]gga[/b] please, ima whoop [b][i][u]all[/u][/i][/b] your ass's. Mhm [b][i][u]fires rounds while charging with trusty baseball bat[/u][/i][/b]
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Comes at you with iron bat hits u in ribs
