put your best red vs blue quotes from any season or character. NO SPOILERS!!!!!!
Mine:
MY NAME IS MICHAEL J CABOOSE AND I HATE BABIES!
Or:
Tucker: Caboose, that is rediculous!
Caboose: Is it? Or is it sooo rediculous, it's the most rediculously perfect idea...that you never thought of?
EDIT 1: wow guys almost 75 replies! Also, bungie won't let my name be Michael j caboose so that's why I'm just Michael caboose :)
EDIT 2: holy crap over 100 replies and trending! Let's get to 250!
EDIT 3: YES! 250 REPLIES! LETS GET TO 500 BOYZ
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That whole joke about headlight fluid
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Doc: "No, you have me confused with a doctor. Doctors help people, medics just make them more comfortable as they die." Tucker: "remind me never to get shot..."
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YOU ARE NOT A PART OF OUR BUDDY CLUB
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Time! Line!? Time is not made out of line, it is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round I am not a cock bite
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Church: If anyones gonna make my girlfriend crazy and psychotic its gonna be me! Tex: Aww, thats so sweet. Church: Shut up bitch.
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Simmons: Griff you are so fat you broke your arm and gravy came out! Sarge I find most of your decisions stupid or downright mediocre! Sarge: Not insults for us insults for him! Simmons: I don't know the rules to your game! Church: Oh the big guy is back and there's [b][i][u]WASHINGTON![/u][/i][/b]
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I HATE TAXES "...don't you mean Texas?" THAT TOO
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I got termites in me leg
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DAMNIT CABOOSE!
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[quote]Simmons: How do you even find chips in a desert temple![/quote]
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"damn he knocked the black right off you"... " thats racist"
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Edited by Poisoned Argon: 11/8/2015 3:33:47 AMIts light red not pink. So glad they brought him back
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Help me friends! https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/171911955/0/0
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MY NAME IS MICHEAL J CABOOSE AND I HATE TAXES
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Blarg?
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The opening to the first episode. Simmons: "do you ever wonder why we're here?" Grif: *philosophical rant* Simmons: "what? No, I mean in this box canyon"
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Simmons: hey Grif, ever wonder why we're here? Grif: *gives deep, inspiring speech on the meaning of life* Simmons: no, I mean why are we in this desert box canyon? Best intro to a series ever.
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YOU PATHETIC FOOLS, YOU WILL ALL... TASTE.... OBLIVION!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA
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You can't pick up chicks in a tank!
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All you people obsessed with Red vs Blue, but none of you watch Blue vs Red!
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Shielaaaaa!
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I can't decide between any of Church's season finale speeches.
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Simple but great. "Suck it blue"
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Blarg honk
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ARISE!