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>Mary was only 15 years old
>Mary loved God so much, she had all the Eucharists and commandments
>Mary prayed to God every night before bed, thanking him for the life she was given
>"God is love" Mary says; "God is life"
>Joseph heard her and called her a whore
>Mary knew he was just jealous of her devotion for God
>She called him a bastard
>He slapped her and sent her to go to sleep
>She was crying, and her face hurt
>She lay in bed and it was really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth moved towards Mary
>It's God!
>She was so happy
He whispered into her ear "This is my heavenly kingdom."
>He grabbed Mary with his powerful holy hands and put her down onto her hands and knees
>Mary is ready
>She spread her booty for God
>He penetrates her
>It hurt so much but she did it for God
>She could feel her booty tearing as her eyes started to water
>She pushed against his force
>Mary wanted to please God
>He shouted a mighty blessing as he filled her with the Holy Spirit
>Joseph walked in
>God looked him straight in the eyes and said "It's all holy now. Oh, and you're the stepfather of the Messiah."
>God left through her window
>God is love. God is life.
[spoiler]do u really want to be a part of a religion now?[/spoiler]
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Top kek
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Pretty much it.
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The Kek intensity is OVER 9000!!!!!
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Kekoslovakia
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Kekekrkekekrkekekemk
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Bump, you win
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Bump.
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someone reply to my comment for later please XD
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This is a reply [spoiler]You're welcome ;)[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]gracias :3[/spoiler]
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I'm no Youtube Expert, but that's a modified version of Shrek is love, Shrek is Life ... P.S. If you knew this already, then put me on a ship plus some pirate gear and call me Captain Obvious.
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*puts you on ship hands some pirate gear* HELLO CAPTAIN OBVIOUS
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So what u telling me is God had sex with a minor.. And she also wasn't married to him.. God's so going to hell.
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You, are totally going to hell
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Hells not real dumb ass.
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Hell is real. You can find Detroit on a map right?
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Clopin- That's what they all say!(rolls head sarcastically)
