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4/21/2015 11:12:34 PM
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Prayers for RNGesus
This is the church of RNGesus. The giver of life, the taker of joy. From which all our pain and all our pleasure is born. That omnipotent entity that makes us grind, crawl, destroy, fail, and victorious all for our chance at his grace. We pray to thee as humble receivers of your malice and your miracles. Please hear our prayers.
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I will dismantle all of my gallys on PS4 and Xbox for one single Hawkmoon. *Bows humbly*
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RNGesus, why have you forsaken thee? I've played since launch, helped thy fellow guardian through every bit of content, and watched players rejoice over their well deserved victories. Time and time again, I've seen thy fellow guardian laugh and cry over the one weapon to rule them all. I've watched so many chests be opened, and seen so many friends be blessed with the ghallajorn. With a congratulations to thee fellow player, I held back my heartbreak, and continued to pray to you. RNGesus, why doth thou give me thunderlord after thunderlord, over and over. All I ask for is a ghallajorn, so I may join the ranks of my fellow guardians. Let this prayer be answered, and I'll continue helping fellow guardians in your name.
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2 Replies"Rahool is great, Rahool is Groot. We must thank him, for our loot. In His hands, we are erotic. Give us lord, our daily exotic. Amen" ~Mr Fruit
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Rngesus give me celestial nighthawk Fin.
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Bomb it the Germans are coming the Germans are coming to burn y'll all to the ground
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Oh RNGesus, you have given me trials and squat after grinding Crota and Vault of glass several times. Ascendant shards look pretty but i have hundreds of them. Give your faithful servant a hawk moon! Amen
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Oh great RNGesus, you again gave me two shards from deathsinger. I am grateful but i am hungry for that crux which you also saw fit to not give to me. I will keep grinding. Carrying out you will, and feeding you my tears. Have mercy on us all. Praise to you. Amen.
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usually im all like bro i need thunderlord. but this weekend i will be happy with god of war shader.
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1 ReplyDear RNGesus, I have been your faithful servent. I have received your disdain for three weeks now in the raids and nightfall. I ask you for you blessing and to receive the Praetorians foil, the crux of crota, or the Gjallarhorn. Amen
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Holy RNGesus, you have blessed me with so much, however I only require a small loadout across my many incarnations, to assist my guardian brethren I beg of you, bless me with a Gjallarhorn or Hunger of Crota so that I no longer burden them.
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1 Reply... . . . . . . ...I lik poop
