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Edited by irishfreak: 4/18/2015 10:57:20 PM
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What would happen if we all met for real?

I bet a lot of the aggressive scrub, noob, Xmas paper, xurner, fgt, git gud trash talk would dissappear and everyone would be much more civilised.
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  • It would start out quiet as everyone tries to figure out who is who. Once we've tracked down our friends and made some small talk all the young thirsty flood would start trying to hit on the women who showed up, probably ending in a hormone driven brawl with each other. Meanwhile conversation will have turned towards something religious/political/scientific, prompting a mass debate which descends into another brawl. On the other side of the room the more reasonable floridians (most of the girls and the people in my follow list) will be standing around trying to hold civilised conversation/debate over the sound of the several fights going on. Eventually we leave for a coffee bar where we can talk easier. The fights loose momentum, people are exhausted, bruised and battered. They gather up their belongings and what's left of their dignity and pride before going home and cursing the flood and everyone in it. Those of us not blinded by hormones or religious/scientific fanaticism have since moved on from the coffee bar having joked, laughed, debated and altogether feeling bonded by our new found comradery. We move our meeting to a bar or club. As the drinks flow and we become more and more intoxicated we let our guard down, a few small disagreements between the more abrasive of us cause the group to shrink as people go home, sick of parting with scrubs and noobs. As the evening draws to a close people start to hook up, we drift back to our various hotels, some of us prepared to accept the consequences of intoxicated Floodians on their room deposit. We carry on drinking, discussing, laughing and joking until the inevitable happens: The First Flood Orgy. Many bastards will be sired that night, relationships forged to last a lifetime. We go back to our own States/countries, sad in a way at loosing new found friends. Returning to b.net from our own homes we find the flood has changed. Things just don't look the same anymore, the lighting has changed or something. Those who fell in the Thirst War or the Great Science vs Religion War find it to be a hostile environment, many leave forever haunted by that night. Those who joined the Great Debate see it now as it always should have been, a meeting of minds transcending time and space. A new order appears in the flood. AMAs disappear, the quality of shitposts goes through the roof, religious threads no longer descend into flame wars. A new golden age starts. 9 months later, the bastards are brought into the world. Conceived in true companionship, fuelled by alcohol, these children are born with more than the average humanity. They are the next generation, the crystal children of legend sent to reform the world order. They grow up, some following the path of light, others the path of darkness. All of them powerful and influential. They know of their shared background, they hear the legends of the flood, their natural raw power in all things. Some begin to get ambitious. Before long the entire world is taking sides, seeking to bring in a new world order behind our progeny. War breaks out. Good floodspawn vs bad floodspawn. The war rages for decades, nations fall in the wake of our destruction until one day, one side emerges victorious. Which side will it be? I cannot say. The future is hazy, a mass of possibilities tangled, convoluted and infinite. One thing is certain, the world will never be the same again.

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    • 2nd HIV/AIDS epidemic.

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      • Virgin teenage boys hit on girls with the phrase "damustr8babygurl"

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      • Edited by okonma5: 4/22/2015 2:23:27 AM
        We would go into age groups Then it would be similar to a college orientation

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      • It would be like the church scene from kingsman

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      • I might need to put on pants.

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      • A giant orgy would ensue

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      • ...a whole lot of violence and sexual harassment. Oh, and horse violating. Hey chicka bum bum.

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      • A war with three different sides Religion Atheists Destiny fans Yeah, let's not all meet in real life, it could be violent

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      • I would join the congregating OldFomans, and there would be shit.

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      • Death. Disease. Ya'know the norm.

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      • A lot of people would probably get stabbed or shot

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      • Probably a religious mosh pit

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      • We'd all be sitting there quietly, awkwardly

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        • I'd Trickshot all of you and -blam!- Rosso

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        • A fight

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        • This.

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        • I imagine that it will be 99% men, and everybody would be thinking to themselves "there are like 2,000 girls on the forums where are they all at?"

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          • I see fire and explosions.

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          • I would say orgy, but I'm sure most of us are men so it'll probably turn out looking like bukake lol.

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          • I wouldn't want to meet any of you in real life. You see, the flood is like a fat girl the way a fat girl is like a scooter. [spoiler]fun to ride but don't let your friends see you on it[/spoiler]

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            • bombs

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            • I dnt hve a opnion in te floof snce thyre al dmb as hell

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            • Edited by asfire551: 4/21/2015 7:19:18 PM
              I'm 6ft 3 and weigh about 200 pounds. Pretty sure little kids wouldn't call me a "scrub" or "fag" lmao

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              • Mayhem

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              • That's when we start a revolutionary war and win and then turn Texas into Bungieland. That's where all the Bungieans collaborate and make the best videogames of all time.

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