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6/29/2010 8:38:11 PM
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halo reach jokes

i was just thinking what a good idea it would be to create halo reach jokes, they could be about...... .storyline .multiplayer .or just general halo i know you dont want to but i can see this getting really funny also if you have had any experiences whilst on the halo reach beta please feel free to post[this means mic chat] make em funny heres some of my favs so far When does the Fall of Reach take place? In the fall. A 3 Legged Goat So a marine walks up to Noble 6 and says he has to go to the bathroom (he doesn't have a fancy space suit). 6 tells him to go in the woods, but the marine remarks that he doesn't have toilet paper. 6 tells him to use a dollar. After a bit the marine returns with mess all over his hands. 6 asks, "Why didn't you use a dollar?" The marine explains that it's hard to wipe with 2 quarters, 4 dimes, and 2 nickels. Heh, marines are sooooo stupid . . . paufill Why did Noble 6 "Sprint" across Tsavo Highway? To avoid a "Splatter" Once Kat walked up to chuck norris, shoved her arm in it's mouth, and said "Kat got your tounge?" she never made the mistake again. TKSeoul these are my fav 4 keep em coming they r gr8 [Edited on 06.29.2010 1:43 PM PDT]
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