Here are mine.
mrs doyle: what wold you say to a lovely cup of tea father?
Father jack: feck of cup
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father jack: whats that gob--blam!-e doing on television?
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Father jack: chair
ted: well done father
father jack: curtains.
ted: right again father.
father jack: floor.
ted: your starting to get it right now father aint you?
father jack: GOB-blam!-E
ted stares blankly.
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say your best quotes from the far best comedy show ever made . Ted was a great actor why did he have to die.
WE MISS YOU TED.
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"The old women..they seen inncent enough at first...but then..." "Don't be silly Father Ted. I'm sure they'll sort it all out for us."
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Nuns!!!! reverse! reverse! reverse!
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overrated show i think, but still sometimes funny
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Christmas special: Ted: Women! Hah! Dougal: Where?