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Edited by Dog_Of_War_1138:
4/15/2015 2:54:31 AM
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If Your Guardian's Ship Had A Bumper Sticker, What Would It Say?
My warlock's Aspect of Glass would have a bumper sticker reading, "We Killed Atheon on Hard Mode and All I Got Was This Space Ship".
My Hunter's bumper sticker would read, "My Other Ride is 'The Birth of History'".
Let's hear the humor, Guardians!! (I would ask you to keep it tasteful, but I know my community...)
EDIT: Believe it or not, 24 hours later, I have read all the replies. 28 pages of them. That's some good stuff. Keep it coming!
How is this not a trending thread?
EDIT: Oh, it IS trending, I didn't even realize there was a #Humor section. Joke's on me.
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20 RepliesRegistered Vex Offender
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"Plan C's Get Degrees" <- my clan DormRaiders motto
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3 RepliesWill dance for exotics.
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1 ReplyIt would have picture of Rahoo's face in the cross hairs of the scope from Icebreaker Rahoo go boom!
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1 Reply"If you can read this, you're too close!"
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1 ReplyI do it for the booty [spoiler]With a big loot chest in the background[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by Depression Dog: 5/18/2015 8:49:25 PMExtinction event would read Over kill? I don't know what you mean Or Dodging the Permian bullet... Wait what does that even mean?
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1 Reply"My other vehicle also has no impact on gameplay whatsoever."
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1 ReplyMy other ship I ride is your mom
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I used to be a guardian like you, but i took a sparrow to the knee.
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1 Reply"In old russia, ships fly you!"
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7 RepliesLegalize spirit bloom
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Breaking the beckenstien speed limit
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My other spaceship is a car. Wait.......
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Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
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My child is a spawn of Crota.
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Cant believe no one put Get in Sit down Shutup And hold the hell on
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Mine would be, and next to the jets, "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams"
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Edited by ElfMagic: 5/18/2015 9:08:42 PMI brake for guardians.......and accelerate for Xur!
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Hunter, Human male, Bladedancer: "More frabjous than the rest" Warlock, Awoken male, Voidwalker: "Able to throw nukes with a single hand" Titan, Awoken female, Defender: "Will pop my Ward of Dawn for Glimmer"
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"Well it's better than a crappy brown ship"
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Watch out for the idiot behind me. I bought this bumper sticker to cover up a Dave Matthews Band bumper sticker that was here when I bought the ship. I don't like Dave Matthews Band. Also their is a dent in the ship that was here as well...don't offer to fix the dent, I don't care. If your close enough to read this then you're probably to close,unless the ship is docked and then that's ok....just don't dent the ship.
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Edited by DukeOfStuffing: 5/18/2015 9:22:37 PMThe only sticker you would need is one that says "loading"
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Would the last guardian leaving the tower please turn off the lights.
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"This is MY ship, there are many like it because RNG"
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Honk if your horny
