These randoms are taking photos on the hood of their car on my street
>Be me
>Working on project
>Editing short film for english
>Gotta make sure its extra MLG
>Needs more illumnati
>About to add in the dewritos
>Loud noise from outside
> [url=http://trolinukitus.lt/img/dafuq-is-that.jpg]MFW[/url]
>I must investigate
>Goes to window
>Random guy in middle of street crouched
>Tebowing.jpg.
>Watch out for the train
>Suddenly a camera appears
>Lol wot?
>Hears other people shouting
>Looks down the street
>2 random chicks holding starbucks sitting on the hood of their car
>They're posing on it
>TrainHorns.mp3
>TakeThePicture.jpg
>Their car has the yield signal on
>Its in the middle of the street
> [url=http://www.quickmeme.com/img/d8/d8abf6f59696eb030d69d571d917c96a8d839195cc06c3739ffdf0cb8c52c4e9.jpg]The other drivers behind them are like[/url]
>[url=http://i.imgur.com/xKaH1.gif]Im just looking at this like:[/url]
>They are still yelling outside
>Who the hell takes a selfie in the middle of the road
>They are still taking photos
>3 minutes pass
>Why the -blam!- am i still watching this shit?
>Suddenly several cars pull up behind them, they have trouble getting through
>They have to drive on the sidewalk to get around
>Each one honks as they pass
>They wave
>"LOL WE JUST WANTED TO TAKE GOOD PHOTOS SORRY"
>Logic.exe not found
>PARKING ENFORCEMENT APPEARED!
>The guy doesn't notice
>The cop exits the car
>No one notices
>The cop approaches them
>"EXCUSE ME SIR!"
>Your-blam!-ed.gif
>Holds back laughter
>"Oh hello officer"
>Guy is super nervous
>"What are you doing in the middle of the road?"
>Guy scrambles for a proper answer
>"Waiting for parking"
>Because everybody knows that taking photos of two randoms on the hood of your car is the best way to pass time.
>Logic.exe still not found
>"I find that unlikely since you have a camera in your hand and these people are posing on the car"
>"There are 5 spaces on the street"
>"Please use those"
>Not a single ticket was given that day
>Luck +1
>The cop returns to his car
>The cop drives off
>Guy tells randoms to get off the car
>Hear a popping sound
>they look back at the car
>It has a huge ass dent in the hood
>Literally.
> [url=http://www.nag.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/rekt-mate.jpg]REKT M8[/url]
>ReleaseTheGigglesM9.jpg
>He enters the car again
>The randoms walk off
>They literally were just random people
>WTF intensifies
>He drives off
>Is still confused
>Leaves house and tries to flag him down so he can explain
>He comes near
>His license plate says fresh
>He has dice in the mirror
>If anything i could say that this car was rare
>But i thought nah forget it
>Yo Holmes to bell air!
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