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Edited by Krazy Karl:
4/11/2015 12:18:03 PM
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When a wipe is not really your fault...
...and your team doesn't believe you when you try to explain what happened.
http://xboxclips.com/Mr+Krazy+Karl/5a29deb8-2ad8-49a6-9f67-0d36f53210e2
How would you explain this to your team?
+10 Waffles for the best explanation!
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#Destiny
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I'm gonna look to Newton's third law for this one. You punched him so hard that the force in the opposite direction killed you....it's the best I got
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Blame Obama.
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ffs thrall farted
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You're using a Titan. Sometimes they just give up on life.
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Thrall totally death farted on you. Popped out on that last punch to the back.
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1 ReplyYou've heard of cheesing Crota, but now Crota has cheesed you.
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The architects from Halo haven't had enough fun yet so they are causing trouble in Desiny now as well and sometimes blame it on this "miss adventure" person. It all seems very other worldly to me.
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So FYI to all of the players suggesting I was shoulder charged into the wall, there are two issues. 1. The player behind me was not a Titan. 2. My orb would have been next to the wall, not in the middle of the doorway.
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5 Replies-girl soul- come over -titan soul- no, I'm about to kill crota -girl soul- my parents aren't home... -titan soul- flies out of body
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1 ReplyIt's never my fault, I'm the best.
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Sword bearers fault :)
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7 RepliesJust tell them you don't have time to explain why you don't have time to explain. worked for Bungie
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4 RepliesFirstly. HOW MANY HEAVY DROPS DID YOU GET? Secondly, thats lag, a big old bag of bullshit inducing lag.
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1 ReplyI would first apologize for not being a warlock Then I would apologize for having a weak assss melee They would then accept the fact that all Titans are weak and cannot even kill a thrall from behind We would then rejoice in the fact that you have accepted your weak titan play and kill the oversoul and carry your titan soul for the win
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14 RepliesOne game, I had had some fish tacos for lunch, the spicy kind. I was 3 minutes into a Control game, and I started to need to shit. You know, the hot internal sphincter burn, that just screams get it out. I was sure I could unleash a fart and relieve some pressure, but when I eased into it, I explosively shat myself. My ass released a roar more deafening than the sound of my Last Word. My fireteam heard the noise and asked what was up. I silently finished the game, marinading in my own shit. I clutched it for the team.
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11 RepliesEdited by A 7th Spectrum: 4/12/2015 6:51:29 PMwell you see... the momentum of my fist combined with the air density in crota's realm and the unique flesh of the thralls back ended up launching me into a trans-denominational vortex. I came out the other end in what seemed like earth 1969. luckily, I met my ancestor Austin powers. It turned out that he had come through a sort of time portal as well and his goal was to kill his arch enemy, Dr evil. we succeed in killing him thanks to my seven gjallahorn rockets and I was sent back through the time vortex. unfortunately, the time vortex sent me forward in time to when I was first revived by my ghost. I saw by past/future self being awakened and I told him who I was. I then accompanied him through his/our journey through the vast RNG universe of destiny. Finally we got to the vault of glass and we were able to two man it. We got up to atheon and I had a plan. I may be able to manipulate atheon's time conflux to send me back to the moment I was punching that thrall in the crota's end raid. So as he stepped up to the center of the room and proceeded to open the conflux, I told my past self to not buy the dreaded gun called no land beyond when xur sells it. I then clicked my ruby boots together and said "there's no place like home, there no place like home." I then felt myself being sent through space and time back to my time, but out of the corner of my eye, I saw my worst enemy, master rahool. He descended in a cloud of blue engrams and said to me "Why so BLUE titan, hahahahahaaha" He then shot a dozen green engrams out his nose and the power of the engrams mixed with the conflux destabilized it and I was killed almost instantly as I came out into the crota's end raid. And though it may have seemed like just seconds for you, that is how I died, so, anyone up for a wipe?
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I usually blame gravity, global warming, my best friend, or an old SWG clanmate
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I've had this happen to me on my Warlock but I thought it was from Bloom going off.
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Edited by Mr. Bunga Dunga: 4/26/2015 6:45:01 PMCrota tried to come and help us kill the ogre, except he hit me with his sword instead.
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titan shoulder charged ya into a wall
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You got bungied
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Hahahaha
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1 ReplyWTF happened there, well, many may know this, but crota has hax so... there...
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There are so many threads like this where people don't know how they were randomly killed but when you look at the radar you can see that the titan behind them shoulder charged them into the wall. Nonetheless, it is still hilarious.
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When it is your fault, but, you haven't been the cause for one in months, and you explain to them it never happens.
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If u die its ur own fault u idiots
