You stupid scientists with your "facts" and "cold hard data" and "undeniably sound logic"! Give me a break! My bullsh*t detector is practically screaming right meow. It's saying, "Whoa Bessy! Someone's got a teeny tiny wee wee, and needs to set some of God's chosen people straight!" Well I got new for you buster: when you die, I'll be there watching your last breath in heaven (assuming I die first), smiling at the fact that you'll be in Hell for all of eternity. And then I'm going to give God the biggest high five of all time! Hahahaha! Yeah! Suck on that Mr Scientist. Oh what's that, God? Oh. Oh no. Really? Sh*t. Okay. God just told me you're absolutely right and he admires your ability to think for yourself. He says your sound rationale and ability to understand how people discern true knowledge is pretty damn godly. He says I'm a disgrace and that I'M the one with the teensy weensy peensy.