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4/6/2015 10:38:43 PM
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I need some Destiny puns but all the good ones Archon
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I USED MY BLACK HAMMER ON CROTA'S END
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1 ReplyDon't know if someone has said it, but... What do Acolytes get for Christmas? [spoiler]Crota's Presence[/spoiler]
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8 RepliesWhy do they call him the "High"Servitor? Because he uses a lot of "dregs." -Mr. Fruit
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I went to a hive party once...it was enthralling...
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I've got a joke about the No Land Beyond Nah, it's pretty bad
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1 ReplyNot really a pun more of a joke but Girl are those pants purple because that booty is legendary
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Id tell you a joke about spaceships, but I'm not sure if you'd Ketch it. If you ever lose the control to your television, you can always buy a Universal Remote. Some say that Honey Badgers are scary, but no Badger Could Care Less. The only way to take out the Final Boss is having lots of Patience and Time. I know my puns are vexing, but you don't need to Harpy on about it. What do female Warlocks wear to weddings? An Apotheosis Veil. Out of all the Psion Flayers, I think the female one is Vatch. I'll teach you how to be a Hunter as long as you Don't Touch Me. Some Dregs make you start Fallen, others make you be a Vandal, but the worst ones make you want to Kell people with Shanks.
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2 RepliesWhat's a horny Vex's favourite pastime? Goblin. [spoiler]Sorry, not sorry.[/spoiler]
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Remember kiddos, always wear a condom so you don't get harpies and other vexually transmitted diseases.
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1 ReplyNot a pun but [i]what's the difference between Hasbro and bungie[/i] [spoiler]bungie has more nerfed guns[/spoiler]
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The truth is, your dragons breath makes me gjallarhorny
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1 ReplyGirl do you have a sync plate in your pants Cause you're making my spire rise Mr Fruit I wanted to make a destiny pun But I didn't have the cabals to do it ;) Mr Fruit
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Ive Fallen and get up
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2 RepliesI would give you some super good advice on how to get rid of your bad juju but I don't have the patience and time so don't be a thorn in my side and try the get the last word
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1 ReplyI would tell you a destiny pun, but it's too vexing to understand. (Vexing means perplexing or confusing)
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3 RepliesDam gurl, nice pants... What's their drop rate?
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1 ReplyI'm good
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Omg just barely noticed the title is a pun after 30 mins
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1 ReplyMy girlfriend is like my gjallarhorn, I don't have one[spoiler]I actually have 2[/spoiler][spoiler]2 gallys[/spoiler]
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These puns are a Thorn in my side.
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1 ReplySome serious confusion about what a pun is going on in here.
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[quote].....[/quote] Nothing more ironic that seeing a titan with no backup plan but has a plan c?
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I could tell you but I don't have time to explain
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2 RepliesDon't start a pun contest with me. I always have The Last Word.
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6 RepliesI was going to tell you a chemistry pun, but all the good one Argon.
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1 ReplyI could tell you a Gjallahorn joke. But you probably won't get it.
