{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
Edited by hashtaglootcave:
4/9/2015 12:46:11 AM
162
So why do we kill atheon?
What's the story like what did he do
Wow! Over 100+ replies thanks fellas for liking and commenting on this post keep'em coming some of these are hilarious thanks again guys cheers mates
OVER 200 REPLIES WOW! Thanks for all the support gents keep commenting as always cheers mate :)
300 replies... Made my night c: thanks guys keep commenting post something pop a like scroll down learn a thing or two or maybe even have a laugh good night good luck (DL reference lol) and of course cheers
It keeps going and going 400+ replies! Constructive answers and some hilarious ones in there too keep commenting and keep laughing and keep the drinks coming!
The more the replies the more the drinks! 500+ thanks for the feedback guys there's a lot of mysterys, legends, and theories that have to do with the vex and atheon. Let's keep hearing them! Cheers mates
-
To steal his Vex Mythoclast
-
10 RepliesBecause guardians are cruel. Think about it. Atheon is just hanging in his little cave with all his vex-bros when suddenly 6 jerks show up and start picking the lock to the front door. Justifiably pissed, he sends out his posse and they get massacred, the door gets kicked open, and now his whole family is being slaughtered. It's a scene from the deepest parts of hell! Lug nuts are scattered everywhere! OH GOD.
-
Edited by Big Tonka: 5/4/2015 1:30:52 PMBecause I watched the terminator movies and I'll be damned if I let skynet 2.0 go around and pull off his robo time shenanigans.
-
1 ReplyBecause I don't like being lost forever in the dark corners of time.
-
3 RepliesI dont have time to explain why i dont have time to explain
-
1 ReplyBecause he has a health bar
-
1 ReplyEveryone was shooting at his belly so....
-
2 RepliesLook up destiny is fabulous on YouTube you will see why
-
He kicked my dog.
-
Because hes big
-
He touched the speaker in a naughty place.
-
1 ReplyDoes it really matter? He's a silver robot who likes to solve his problems through violence. And let's not forget the RoE either.
-
If they weren't so lazy we would know be real why do we do half the things we do in destiny (patrol missions go kill this bullet sponge )
-
Edited by Scorpius XX1: 5/4/2015 3:30:06 AMBecause guardians are hired killers duh
-
Because a robot from the future told me to!
-
31 RepliesOk so the vex failed in their God "the black gardens heart" from captivating our worlds in the darkness, so a branch of vex, called the hazen corrective, wanted to create a new God, to eliminate the opposing alien forces, they wanted to travel to the dawn of time itself and make themselfs a fabric of space, so they took their most powerful and acient weapons, the Templar the oracles and the Gorgons, to protect this birthing God that can transport the vex to the beggining of time and make themselfs life, consequently getting rid of other beings of life and space itself.
-
1 ReplyActually Atheon is a peace loving AI robot. We are the enemies. We are the bad people. The traveler is the main bad guy sitting over a city. He is sucking the life from the people and planet.
-
4 RepliesBecause I am really really pissed off at Bungie because I have put in over 500 hours since the launch date, probably more actually, and I don't have a Gallajhorn. I pretend, when Atheon comes out, that a Bungie developer's head is on his body (it's really cool, he now looks like a bobble head instead of a Vex), and then I shower him with bullets. It is really fun, you should try it sometime. As long as you don't really mean to hurt a real human.
-
3 RepliesBecause I like helping lesser guardians earn rewards. Lol, listen to this lovely tale. A while back a was running a group of snowflakes through a normal VoG, becuase I own exery exotic weapon and I'm such a nice guy, it was a pretty smooth run, only a few wipes on the confluxes and Oracles, then after I let them take turns trying the relic they agreed to let me solo the Templar...lol then...as we made our way to the exotic chest they were giving me thanks in advance for my help with the raid, and as we opened the chest, I of course got shards and energy, the rest of my teams drops were 3 Hawkmoons, and 2 Gjallarhorns...all I could do was laugh and give them claps as the chat party was filled with cries of happiness.
-
1 ReplyAtheon pwned us over 100,000 times weekly.
-
6 RepliesExactly. Do any of us know why we do anything in this game?
-
1 ReplyAtheon is a masochist. That is why he gives us legendary and exotic rewards for beating up on him week after week.
-
3 RepliesHe threatened to reduce Vault Space to even less than the current capacity.
-
1 ReplyHe guards the exotic chest....
-
2 RepliesSo who got lucky today with atheon?
-
4 RepliesEdited by RübblyRanch: 5/4/2015 2:04:04 AMThink of CoD Zombies by Treyarch. It's an endless loop. The Vault itself is going back in time after you kill Atheon. Going back in time to where you try to get in the vault. It's an endless cycle.
