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Edited by tuster56:
4/4/2015 7:56:14 PM
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Titan Roast!!!!!!!
So recently Justin bieber was roasted on Comedy Central which gave me this idea.
We are going to roast a titan. Everyone say something insulting about Titans and let's see who comes up with the funniest one.
Edit: wow guys we made it trending, thanks guys!!!!
Edit 2: wow guys, thanks for all the replies. And yes I main a Titan.
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#Destiny
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1 ReplyBro, do you even lift?
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10 RepliesA Titan walks into a bar "Ouch", A Warlock Walks into a bar "Ouch", a hunter walks into a bar "Guardian Down". Not my joke, bump if you get it.
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1 ReplyEdited by SiegeDancers: 4/5/2015 1:17:39 PMWhy does a Titan always win a staring contest?[spoiler]they can't blink [/spoiler] .
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7 RepliesWhy are you excited you have 200 replies? Lol. Get A LIFE
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Why do the titans eyes hurt? Because he couldn't blink!
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It's said that people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Any Titan in a Glass House though, shouldn't own a mirror. Nah in all seriousness though, I have all the respect for Titans who choose to use that fugly skull bucket regularly. Bungie looked at those stats and figured out we do in fact have colorblind players.
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4 Replieswhile playing Crucible teh other day, i was almost hit with a titan granade. i knew it was a titan granade because the pin wasnt pulled.
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4 RepliesI know Titans get a bad rap for being big lumbering simpletons, but that couldn't be more untrue. It was actually two Defenders who created the first Ven diagram. True story. The more you know..
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1 ReplyEdited by JamesonHardgrave: 4/15/2015 4:28:30 AMI apologize y'all. That last one was insensitive. The reality is Titans are good-natured people that love to help the team. And I've had some intelligent conversations with several of them. Some of them even use complete sentences. A select few even know words with more than 2 syllables. My point is, the only time a Titan goes over anyones head it involves jumping or Death From Above.
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4 Repliesso how bout that airplane food
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29 RepliesEdited by hyperbolichippo: 4/5/2015 2:24:13 AMYou guys wipe your ass with your butt cape, at least warlock and hunter class armor looks cool. You guys are wearing so much armor, mostly to protect your virginity. Your supers are only used in panic situations. And the bubble is gay.
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1 ReplyOh, so your melee does bonus damage? Too bad you punch like a tortoise who's just woken up.
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4 RepliesSure your shoulder charge is op, but if like to see you come back FROM THE DEAD.
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1 ReplyTitans have no solar ability cause they can't handle the heat
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5 RepliesYou guys are just jealous because people that play Titans picked the RIGHT class.
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5 RepliesTitian hunters just mad because they cat pop our bubbles [spoiler]Warlocks just stare [/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWarlocks are simply amazing, they can summon the over soul as many times at they want. I wish us Titans and hunters had that ability.
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While Titans are compared to a rock, hard and strong, like a rock they usually just sit their.
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8 RepliesHm My class is a Titan Therefore I must equip a shotgun and run around the map getting kills in the way which requires least skill.
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5 RepliesWhy are titans always crying? [spoiler]They can't BLINK.[/spoiler]
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16 RepliesTitans, the only thing shorter than your attention span is your melee distance.
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4 RepliesSo i read a lot of the comments. And this isnt supposed to be roast material what im saying. But the titan user on here are crybabies. A roast is for fun not to leave butthurt reactions. The warlocks on the warlcok roast post took the jokes like a men ever though they wear dresses and bffbracelets.
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Guys guess what?! Titans can now blink!! (An hour later) Titan only blinks to an inch in front of himself. Told you the armor makes you feel dumb
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I've seen so many fist of havocs miss their targets by landing in front of them. Only someone denser than your armor can screw up that badly (also I'm a Titan and I'm sorta insulting myself)
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I have all classes so I feel like I cant bash any of them. Really enjoying sitting in my bubble and shotgunning thralls and dregs who run inside.
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4 RepliesAlright dipshits just so you know a roast is all in good fun and you can't fight back or defend your titans
