Let ME help YOU! I am UNSTOPPABLY good at this game! I'm looking for good competition and teammates. I offer lessons if your crucible skills are....lacking
Check out my sweet montage and gear up for a bloodbath!
Gt: JP Sonic
UPDATE: It seems many people are confused and angry. You are welcome to your opinions, just as I am equally entitled to mine.
Being in the military, I don't play as often as I'd like, but I have a few friends and a roommate who enjoy the game as well.
That being said, one could assume that I do not give a -Blam- about k/d or any digital method of recording, but rather results.
With time you will learn that numbers are just talk; and looks can be deceiving. I used to win money from good ol' halo days on stage, and nobody measures dicks when its win or lose time. Judging how good someone is by what their 'stats' are is as ignorant as judging a cars speed for its paint job.
A few notes- Indeed, I have three hunters. If you are on a time constraint such as myself, this will enable you to just share armor between characters to be lvl 32, rather than upgrade all that armor! I recommend it if you want to complete all raids etc in a week and can't manage more types.
- Football stats make sense, because they are a measurement you can see and record right in front of you.
In the virtual world, stats are SOMETIMES an indicator,but usually irrelevant. Many more factors go into it such as. Who else is playing the game for this person? Who else is playing the game WITH this person? Michael Jordan may have had different stats if the bulls had recorded what his friends and kids did on the court.
I implore you to realize this is a GAME, and just -blaming- play it. No reasonable adult gives a damn about stats. Quitting out just make you look like a tool. Having a high kd or a 50 in halo means nothing if you can't back it up and need to resort to the " I haven't played in awhile".
Play hard, play to win
I hope you have a wonderful evening :)
Good luck! ~ JP
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Too bad your stats are horrid
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2 RepliesThe t bags just make you look like a total pole dancing chimp. And your video was below average.
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1 ReplyNice montage man. Thoroughly enjoyed it! :D Best of luck in the military and future endeavours.
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2 RepliesI'm confused. Stats are a accurate representation of how you play overall. Your stats are not that great. Neither are mine. However, I could and have had better games than that, and if I posted a video of that game, and only that game, would you believe I was amazing? I'm very inconsistent. But at least I realize it.
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3 RepliesWon't be on tonight, but I challenged this child to a match. Will post time and stream it on twitch. Shut this guy up for good.
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2 RepliesNice kill montage! That resolution, though! Did you record this with a brick?
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7 RepliesThis kid is a joke, I'll play rumble with him and destroy him
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1 ReplyNo pictured: time that you got killed
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I didn't watch the video because it's clear from both your name and the enthusiasm in your post that you are some kind of untouchable God destroyer
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1 Reply[i]Gets one kill[/i] [i]T-bags[/i] -_-
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4 RepliesT bagging really? U r a fag for that! And anyone can record gameplay and cut out all their deaths. This doesn't prove u r good in any way at all, u simply took ur best moments (I'm sure very few and far between) and put them all into one video. XD
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5 RepliesI'm not hating, but honestly, the only impressive kills were the ones with No Land Beyond and against a shoulder-charging titan. And please, don't teabag in a montage.
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2 RepliesI liked the video but that song is terrible. I stopped watching because of it.
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1 ReplyEdited by Arkantos Drake: 4/3/2015 11:39:36 AMOh now i see what you mean, with you in a team the ENEMY has a 100% win ratio...now it makes sense. 5-20. Even on my worst days i have never had such a shitty game as getting 5 kills and dying 20 times lmao. I needed that laugh.
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Has anyone looked at this losers profile? He has a 1.06 k/d on his 32's and a .86 k/d on his 28. Fraud
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1 ReplyReally you made a crucify pun on good friday
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1 ReplySatire?
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1 Reply?!?!?!!
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4 RepliesConsistent statistics tell a big story. Yours do not qualify you as a god of anything. Anyone can make a montage and look good, literally anyone.
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3 RepliesEdited by UncleDaddy: 4/4/2015 8:37:12 PMDude, your BARELY positive K/D says you are absolutely not a PvP God. Can't believe you'd have the balls to post this.
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............ Check please!
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#Satire
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Not impressed. And teabagging on routine shotgun and mythoclast shenanigans? Please.
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2 RepliesI'm unstoppably inconsistent at crucible. One match with me may lead to your first loss.
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Really bro? No offense, but I am an average PVP player, and my Titan Scrub has better stats than any of your hunters. Sure, you might have a good match now and then - so do I, but average KD says you're a mid-tier player just like me.
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Edited by Apweber42: 4/4/2015 4:56:51 PMLol I'm average and you have 3 hunters with a worse kd than me. Not one to usually point that out but you brought it on yourself trying to be a bragging POS. I did get my first two unbroken medals yesterday and have two sum of all tears. Haha. Guess I'm gettin better.