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4/3/2015 12:31:26 AM
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I haven't had sex in 5 days. Losing my mind plz help
This dry spell is insane, have been so busy I haven't had time to smash any girls. Really considering finding a 6/10 from the gym to bang t, but I know I will regret lowering my standards so much. Curse my godlike testosterone levels
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Dude. Get a girlfriend. I'm in eighth grade and I know what you do is wrong. If all you want is sex. You're messed up
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4 RepliesPro Tip: Don't do it at your own gym, go snag a trial at another gym that way no one you know sees you and that bitch can never find you again.
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1 ReplyI can only recommend the #1 way to hide your erection since the dawn of time. The tuck penguin walk. Step 1: tuck in erection between legs Step 2: while walking keep your legs as close as possible to prevent slip of erection Step 3: waddle to bathroom Step 4: masturbate furiously Your welcome :D
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1 ReplyYou are either a Virgin. A little kid. A 30 year old in mom's basement.
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[i]godlike testosterone levels[/i]
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It's not the lack of sex. It's the syphilis. You should have gotten checked sooner. Sorry dude, but your mind will continue to dis-serve you.
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Masturbation is a temporary solution until you get back to your game, I dont recomend it but its bad to keep that frustration pile up.
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Damn find some will power, you're thirsty as -blam!-
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No just by the first sentence. No go get PU
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21 RepliesIs your mom out of town or something?
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5 days and you're already going insane? Lol
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You should get back with your hand.
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1 ReplyWow... really... #firstworldproblems
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1 ReplyYour attempt to look cool has failed. Please return later and try again.
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Wait until it becomes 50 days...
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Girls and smash ,is probably why.
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1 ReplyTry twenty years, bitch
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1 ReplyYea I know what you mean, I have back problems from my 13 inch 5 pound cock lol. Plus I have so much money in my wallet its ripping apart at the seams. Times are hard for badass cool guys like us.
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Something called masturbate
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1 ReplyWhat a terrible Shitpost.
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3 RepliesBruh I haven't had pussy since I was born. I'm 19 now. I don't objectify women and neither should you. [spoiler]You're a -blam!-ing douchebag[/spoiler]
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I stand firm by the belief that anyone who uses the term "smash" is not having sex on a regular basis, anyway. This isn't the Jersey Shore.
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Man up and take control of yourself you worthless pig.
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What? Your mom out of town?
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#LifeIsAShitSandwich
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It can only be considered a dry spell if its been a month or more [spoiler]your clearly a virgin[/spoiler]
