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We evolved from apes.
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  • No. Evolved my ass. We are half-breeds. Extra-terrestrials came to visit earth, and they -blam!-ed a bunch of monkeys, because in their society, prostitution is frowned upon. [spoiler]and apparently insanely expensive, plus punishable by death. Preferred execution on that planet is anal probing... with a cactus[/spoiler]

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