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Edited by FallingRayn216:
4/20/2015 5:23:12 PM
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#AMA The Cosmic Compendium of Universal Knowledge. [Grand Re-opening]
Welcome to the Cosmic Compendium! We are here to answer all and every question that has plagued your mind, be it deep, thought-provoking, funny, or just plain stupid. Most every question will be answered as promptly as possible, with the most comprehensive answer possible. Ask away! #AMA
Because this is a rather daunting task, i will not be undertaking it alone. We are now hiring all sorts of workers, from answerers to professors of knowledge to janitors to librarians. Comment below if you wish to join the crew!
Edit:anyone may answer a question, but if you're not on staff it won't be...official.
Edit #2:all staff members are qualified for answering.
Rules:
#1. Any question goes, with a few exceptions. Please no disturbing or graphic questions, or you will be muted.
#2. To apply for a job, you must comment below your expertise and which position you would like to fill. We have openings in every field, with question answerers being the most needed.
#3. As the mods say, play nice. Please no hate.
#4. Lenny is allowed. For now.
#5. Rules can and will be changed.
#6. Of course, this is the flood, so have fun.
Allies: all allies get half off at the bar. Commander Freddy of the Empire.
The Digital Dojo.
The Moon Colony.
The lenny Soveriegnty.
Staff: (New positions will be added as needed)
Archchancellor of the Cosmic Compendium:
[spoiler]TheCosmicCracker[/spoiler]
The Question Answerers [the important peeps]
[spoiler]The Stranger
KalEl
Blackwolf619-head of knowledge.
Figlemister627
GetJacked89
tR3AdLiGhtlY[/spoiler]
The Board of Directors
[spoiler]VexGlitchBeyond
TheCosmicCracker
Clovey
Blackwolf619
Figlemister627[/spoiler]
Sales Department
[spoiler]KalEl- Head of Sales.[/spoiler]
The Coffee Bar:
[spoiler]Head Barista-KalEl[/spoiler]
Security
[spoiler]VexGlitchBeyond-head of defense
Clovey
Adolf Hitler
XBadCompany338x
BUTT MUFFIN: weapons dealer[/spoiler]
Random important people.
[spoiler]Owner of the stick of misfortune: Clovey
Adolf Hitler: Head of gasses and flatulence
CrazyLincoln: resident ghost. He's always watching...
XBadCompany338x: Master of Demolitions
In the deep end: sold us rocket launchers and jet packs[/spoiler]
English
#Offtopic
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2 RepliesSo any contracts?
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1 ReplyWait!! You're not a question answerer? [spoiler]Your list must have a mistake[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesDo you need robots with rocket launchers and jetpacks
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8 RepliesDoes you security need any arms
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1 ReplySneaky bump.
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[spoiler]bumpity[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesI can planes can you planes?
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1 ReplyWhat does it mean if your big toes nail is thick and yellow?
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3 RepliesI'll take a job as a question answerer
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3 RepliesTits or ass
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3 RepliesHow old am I?
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6 RepliesHow many dimentions are there? Time, space, etc.
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5 RepliesGingerbread men or peeps?
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2 RepliesCome up with questions guys! Anything you are interested in.
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5 RepliesI want staff! (I am in Lincolns cabin wth u)
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3 RepliesEdited by Trashcan Jesus: 3/31/2015 8:28:20 PMCan i join? I know a ton about modern weaponry and military vehicles.... Little bit of a weaponry nut.
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2 RepliesI'm a Psychologist. I would be happy to answer questions as time permits.
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3 RepliesI wish to join the crew
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1 Replyuh... ok
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5 RepliesI want to be the owner of "The stick of missfortune"
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1 ReplyI'll be an answerer. No official training but my mind is a sponge and I have 15 years of scientific and theology study behind me plus a shit ton of life experience.
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2 RepliesIm Good with vs things.
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3 RepliesAn alliance with the empire?
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2 RepliesI am a barista/cafe manager and am working on bartending. I also love random trivia and am a cine file.
