I was just poking fun at people who post "1000 hours, still no Gjallarhorn." It's hard to experience life when you play video games for as long as some people do. Replace "still no gf" with "still unemployed" or anything else would have the same effect, in my opinion. But again, it's all pure satirical hyperbole.

Because woman require atencion that normal men can only give to one thing at a time which is of course destiny

I will never have a girlfriend.