While I get to drop my stories on people, I got a few more. Alright first one is sortof on topic. Im sure if you use your imagination you can figure out why. Back in 7th(I think) two fat chicks sat infront of me. They were nasty and creeped me out. One day they were talking about their last weekend and sex came up. Appearently they were having sex in the same room. I can't confirm it, nor would I want to. But one girl mentioned how the other girls boyfriend put his -blam!- in and CORN came out. Corn. As in corn on the cob. Only not on the cob. A bunch of corn kernels came out of her and fell on the floor. Her boyfriend went "WTF?" But kept going anyway. Hold up, got another one. A friend from my old neighborhood confessed this. Sortof on topic, but not really. There was broken down house deep in the woods from where I lived. The house was half sunken into the ground and random junk was everywhere. No road, no trail, just a random house. There were also tire tracks fossilized into the ground with trees growing inbetween. Anyway, so he took his cousin to the sunken house. And I was just as suprised as some of you to hear this. He took his 'Cousin' out into the woods and banged her in the top level of the house. He used a wonderbread bag as a condom. She never talked to him again and hes pretty sure she told her parents.