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Edited by Maras Wrath:
9/24/2015 3:24:41 PM
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A love letter to one of your favorite weapons.
Dear Black Hammer,
Thank you for always pushing me to do be better. The precision mag bonus that you give me for playing well is so wonderful. You are so selfless and humble being classified as a mere legendary so that my Gjallarhorn can still come along on our adventures together. I vow now to never dismantle you. I vow that you will always have a slot on solar burn strikes. Thank you for everything you have done, Black Hammer.
Go on, Guardians.
Show one of your favorite weapons a little love.
These are great! Keep 'em comin', guardians!
[b]wow, guys! 100 replies!
Let the love flow though you. <3 [/b]
[i]200+! You guys are rad. [/i]
[u]450+! I should bake you all cupcakes.[/u]
[b]EDIT: I dismantled my Black Hammer for a measly 100 Eris Morn rep. Now I feel guilty. [/b]
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Edited by Business mayn: 5/14/2015 3:38:12 AMDear gjallarhorn, I got you two weeks ago and maxed you out the day after. I'm almost at 2k kills with you and I want to tell you I love you even if you are overrated af, I still love you. Yes sometimes you disappoint me when I shoot enemies and you -blam!- me over and not release your wolfpack rounds, but it's ok I can't always push your limits I understand. Oh and try to keep it easy on the proximity bb, you get me killed during raids alot love, Your bb meechie
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Edited by Gravemind94: 5/14/2015 2:58:21 AMDear Vex Mythoclast, I can't hide my feelings anymore, I love you. And I want to spend the rest of my life with you. You are an amazing woman, and gun, the way you vaporize everything I shoot, I remember the good old days where you pissed off everyone in the crucible. But no matter what the nerf hammer does, I will always love you. I want nothing more than to start a family with you, my love for you knows no bounds. *gets on one knee, holding a box from Jared's* Will you marry me? -Gravemind94
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dear thorn, I love you. For pissing off guardians in the crucible. You'll forever be my one and only primary. With love, scrub Lord
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Deer, Gjalerhorn U r a gud wepon and stuf. Teh end
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Dear Ghorn, Where art thou?
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Oh Suros Regime, you were my dream, the shots you fired made people scream, the constant killsteaks made me cream, you and I were the ultimate team. But now you're shit, you, your family, your whole class sucks balls and nobody will ever love you
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"Vex is love Vex is life" XOXO
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Dear badger, I love you
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Oh Efrideets Spear. They said Black Hammer but you have 6 shots. Your Surplus always keeps me stocked and your fire fly means I only have to hit 1 thrall to kill the group in a beautiful solar explosion. I love you Efrideets Spear.
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1 ReplyDear IceBreaker, Roses are red, Violets are blue, My Engram was purple, And I chose you.
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Dear: Suros regime Git gud m8
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1 ReplyThis is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. My rifle, without me, is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than any enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will... My rifle and myself know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit... My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weakness, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my rifle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will.... Before God I swear this creed. My rifle and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but Peace.
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Hey Vexy, (makes the deep voice) is it hot in here? Because your burning me up girl.
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Dear penis
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Dear shrek
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Dear Khovstov, I love you even if you are broken. The other players just discarded you as a common but to me you are an exotic baby. You were there when i needed you and because of you my life was saved. Dont listen to what others say because to me baby you are perfect. The way you beat those thorns, suroses, and even vexs is true beauty. And even though i will get hate mail because of you it only solidifies my love for you. Love, Fatality 144
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2 RepliesDear Thorn, You were my first and you will be my last. I saw your true beauty when everyone made fun of you. Then when you showed everyone just how gorgeous you where, I was rewarded with a strength I had never felt. No matter what those who want your unparalleled might to be reduced. I will always carry you by my side.
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2 RepliesDear Fatebringer, I love you, biitch. I ain't gone never stop loving you, biiiitch.
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Dear thorn, You collect guardian tears, but when I'm with you, you collect my tears of joy
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My dearest The Swarm, Through think and thin, you've kept a spot in my heart. Not even my wonderful thunderlord can compare to the fact that you leave a spot for my red death. As well, the hunger is all of it. Every last bit of it is hunger baby.
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Dear, grim citizen and plan c Thanks for all you've done that faithful day I got you from a rare engram grim citizen I knew there was something special between us you saw me threw my first vault run and beyond Plan c I got you from my first VOG run I've wanted you since the beta and when I got you I freaked out you let me destroy scrubs in crucible and more
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To my dearest vex Our time together has been endless and has not begun. The destruction we bring is a timeless circle of burning desire, feared by guardians and darkness alike. The bounty is plentiful and the riches flowing. Here's to eternity. Love, wetbatista
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Edited by Hork3r: 5/12/2015 10:02:10 PMDear Praetorian foil I love how you melt everyone in front of you - like you melted to my heart. Love you, babe.
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Dear Thorn, Fůck em up!! Love, BoUt2gItwrCkd
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Dear ghallarhorn: You are amazing. You track down your victims and explode the hell out of them.
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Edited by ROOR21: 4/2/2015 8:11:28 PMDear devil you know, You were my first legendary hand cannon and I still cannot let go of you even though your numbers aren't quite as high as the others... You're still a beast and I still love to hold you as we smash crota together, well you're at my side while I hold the sword, but you're still with me and will be til the end...... Love always, Brian
