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Edited by Maras Wrath:
9/24/2015 3:24:41 PM
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A love letter to one of your favorite weapons.
Dear Black Hammer,
Thank you for always pushing me to do be better. The precision mag bonus that you give me for playing well is so wonderful. You are so selfless and humble being classified as a mere legendary so that my Gjallarhorn can still come along on our adventures together. I vow now to never dismantle you. I vow that you will always have a slot on solar burn strikes. Thank you for everything you have done, Black Hammer.
Go on, Guardians.
Show one of your favorite weapons a little love.
These are great! Keep 'em comin', guardians!
[b]wow, guys! 100 replies!
Let the love flow though you. <3 [/b]
[i]200+! You guys are rad. [/i]
[u]450+! I should bake you all cupcakes.[/u]
[b]EDIT: I dismantled my Black Hammer for a measly 100 Eris Morn rep. Now I feel guilty. [/b]
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#Destiny
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1 ReplyJessie is a friend, Yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine But lately something's changed It ain't hard to define Jessie's got himself a gally and I want to make it mine And he's watching it with those eyes And he's shootin it with that body, I just know it! And he's holding it in his arms late, late at night You know I wish that I had Jessie's gally! I wish that I had Jessie's gally Where can I find an exotic like that? I play along with the charade That doesn't seem to be a reason to change You know I feel so dirty when they start killing mobs I wanna tell him that I want it but the point is probably moot 'Cause he's watching it with those eyes And he's shootin it with that body, I just know it! And he's holding it in his arms late, late at night You know I wish that I had Jessie's gally I wish that I had Jessie's gally Where can I find an exotic like that? Like Jessie's gally I wish that I had Jessie's gally Where can I find an exotic... Where can I find an exotic like that? And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time Wonderin' what RNG don't see in me I've been raiding; I've been cool in the nightfalls Ain't that the way RNG's supposed to be? Tell me, why can't I find an exotic like that? You know I wish that I had Jessie's gally I wish that I had Jessie's gally I want Jessie's gally Where can I find an exotic like that? Like Jessie's gally I wish that I had Jessie's gally I want, I want Jessie's gally *I'm talking about the Gjallarhorn people*
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Dear vanquisher, Was it something I said? Hello? Missing you, Lucky_grenades_
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Fatebringer i wove u
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5 RepliesDear necrochasm I want a divorce
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1 ReplyDear Ice Breaker, I found you early, I got you from my first purple as a lvl 24, I discovered your high impact and regenerative ammo, and then I knew I had found true love[spoiler]and then gally droped[/spoiler]
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Hey sexy, yeah you. You know who you are and I cherish you unconditionaly, you save me in arc burn you hide me from danger and have a dam fine tatto on your butt. See you In HOW and into the future.
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Dear The Devil You Know, You were my first real legendary. That Doctor Nope I got from rank three vanguard package before you was only a distraction to keep myself occupied until I had enough marks. It was love at first sight when I finally bought you. I was so dedicated to you, I even tore apart my Doctor Nope so I could have the materials to upgrade you. I lost my raid virginity with you. Your bullets have been in so many vex bodies, you could probably teach others about the biology of the vex. We were having the time of our lives, but soon came the dark below. The higher attack values drew us apart but I knew that your base stats and perks would never be surpassed. So I put you to sleep in the vault, hoping that one day I could use you to your full potential. God knew that we should be together, and decided to make it so through the prophet Deej and his news of being able to upgrade legendaries. Now I wait, knowing that soon, we will be together again, and that your bullets will find endless amounts of enemies. Till we meet again, BobtheBlob07
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1 ReplyDear The Last Word. I know I suck at using you. I'm sorry we cannot get cowboy kills together. But, I live the fact that I can spin you around as I draw you from mg invisible leather holster, like Clint Eastwood or The Gunslinger. We may never win a match together, but so long as we can still get that gun twirl in, I shall never leave you
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Dear my beloved LDR 5001, We've been through a lot these past months. You've been more than what a person could ask for from a Sniper. You get the job done and you get it done clean. You handle well and your perks, oh god, your perks. I don't think I could've asked for a better partner. Through thick and thin, I'm here for you, as you are me.
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Dear crusader Thanks for all the good times we have shared. You pulled me over from the pulse rifles, but I'm leaving you.... Sorry the fang has a bigger mag, if you know what I mean..... Peace out Ps. I won't dismantle you Pps. Until I run out of vault space again
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Dear No Land Beyond, Thank you for always being there for me when I need a sniper in crucible. Not only then but for when I need to play crucible at all. Thank you for the 44 more damage I receive after a headshot (244 to 288) due to the master perk. Because No Land Beyond, you truly are the master. And I can saw with a honest heart you are my favorite exotic. Not only because of your extreme versatility as acting as anything from an elephant gun to an oversized dildo but because of your skill-requirement. You're not like the plebs that use thorn (I have that too people) You my friend, actually take skill. And that's why I love you <3 No Land Beyond Forever, Always and Eternity
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Dear LDR5001 You are my beautiful orange long rifle With armor piercing rounds. With you in hand, no one will trifle With us in the places we are bound. From the wall banging days of then And the finale rounding days of now. You are my favorite gun And perfect all around With much affection, [i]GiftPhoenix[/i]
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Dear Last Word, You only last for about 2 seconds before I have to reload you, but oh baby are those a good 2 seconds. With love, Your Captain
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Dear Thorn, I know I have not known you long, but ever since the Iron Banner, I knew I was hooked on you. Carrying me to that helmet so I can get to Lvl 32 made me realize that you can be rose-like sometimes, but sting like a thorn. I hope we had many more battles to come. Yours, ASAP_Gingersnap
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Dear Bad Juju You are awesome gun. I am a heavy pve player and you are the best gun for it. I wish you could make Obsidian Mind your best friend because you are really it's type. I can blast my supers and I will never easily ran out of ammo like those hand cannon users. And patches even made you a lot stronger. So you will never be underestimated Sincerely yours, Lyeco1
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Dear Hawkmoon. Playing russian roulette with guardians is amazing. You were the exotic i wanted from the very beginning, and when you dropped for me on vog, it was fate. Some day we will upgrade to ps4, and you will look beautiful. Sincerely, GalladeTKO234
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Thank you NitC, you were my only Christmas present, you cheered me up by popping heads from miles away, and kept me alive when I was almost down. All the tricks shots, the kills, the clutches, all of those needed you. I might not ascend you, but I damn well won't dismantle you. You will forever hold a place in my heart.
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Edited by astralouroboros: 5/15/2015 4:49:31 AMthree little words, your name rings true for they may not be the same every time they are spoken but the conviction behind them never falters you've been my go to for crucible for such a long time i never tried you out in PvE, i see the folly of my ways as i utter your name sake again my three little words spoken in the crucible they are "you have lost" spoken in the world of darkness the sound of my cries of "i have won" would permeate the air this time they are different, they are not spoken to a dying enemy nor to a guardian whose lost his light they are spoken with reverence and thought, feelings kept to myself for no longer three little words your words ring true because [i]i love you[/i]
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Dear MIDA.
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2 RepliesFatebringer, you are a very good gun. The end. -Ron Swanson
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Edited by technoguy1754312: 5/15/2015 7:45:46 AMTo my old fun gun gjallahorn even though I was new you seem to light my way with a good team. I'm glad I got the chance to buy you maybe getting yea from xur as a new player. Now we stick together facing enemy as we go we fight to win as a team thanks. To supremecy as the day pass I stand by the queen to use and uphold my ground. To burn my enemy with each blaze of your round going through their heads showing loyalty to her highness in the reef for bestowing such power. May our foe suffer and we stick together. Obey the queen
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Edited by grayfoxx64: 5/15/2015 7:31:43 AMDear Crypt Dweller SR1 Thank you for showing me the joy of scout rifles while looking awesome and helping me win queens bounty, before you i was a pulse rifle noob and getting owned hard.
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Vex Mythoclast Thanks for burning everything.
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Dear last word... -blam!-ing come to me already so I can be erron black
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Dear my beloved Hawkmoon, Thank you for coming to me when I was a mere lvl 25 noob..you took my exoticginity that I will never forget. I can't seem to replace you with any other exotic not even your evil brother Thorn, you have always been by my side even when we went through that terrible upgrading system where you had to be stripped down of your perks just to be 331, you have made it so far with me. You and my felwinters lie are my dream team, you may make some people cry but shh don't listen.. I can't wait for Xbox to meet your brothers and sisters and experience what I have with you, I love you Hawkawsome even with your nerf you are still amazing yes I know I miss our sniping days to but I will forever firmly grasp you (giggity) and listen to the true patriotic rhythm you make. Sincerely, Mika♥[spoiler]i know i suck at making paragraphs dont judge [/spoiler]
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Dear Badger CCL, You're pretty cool. I've had you for awhile and you've done well. Love,FireCoder626308
