Dear Black Hammer,
Thank you for always pushing me to do be better. The precision mag bonus that you give me for playing well is so wonderful. You are so selfless and humble being classified as a mere legendary so that my Gjallarhorn can still come along on our adventures together. I vow now to never dismantle you. I vow that you will always have a slot on solar burn strikes. Thank you for everything you have done, Black Hammer.
Go on, Guardians.
Show one of your favorite weapons a little love.
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[b]wow, guys! 100 replies!
Let the love flow though you. <3 [/b]
[i]200+! You guys are rad. [/i]
[u]450+! I should bake you all cupcakes.[/u]
[b]EDIT: I dismantled my Black Hammer for a measly 100 Eris Morn rep. Now I feel guilty. [/b]
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Fatebringer, I love finger Fkn you, all of a sudden I'm hearing thunder. When you bustin nuts, thralls best be ducking or taking numbers. Talking loud when I tell you be quite, you wipe a crowd, bustin rounds, deactivating the riot, that why I love you so.
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Edited by ❤ Jinx ❤: 3/31/2015 2:44:12 AMDear my level 19 Shingen-E, You were my go to gun, I used to hate you but I was naive then. When i realized how amazing you were, you never left my side. I remember taking you through my very first vault of glass. And walking out with my head held high with you in my hand, it felt amazing. Then I remember the shadow price that took your spot. But I still love you, I'll never delete you. You got me through this from level 19 to 28, I'll never forget that. Your very close friend, Tntannihilater
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Dear Mida, You were my first exotic and I knew you were special even when no one else did. Before they upgraded scout rifles. Before you were all of a sudden so useful to running through the abyss. You weren't flashy, you were just always there, reliable to the end. P.s. I didn't appreciate your random little compass pointing to nowhere though.
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Dear Hawkmoon, Nice butt. Monty
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Dear Titan Fists, Oh how I love you so. You give me joy every time I punch with you. I even restarted my level 10 Titan, just to do a no gun run of the whole campaign. Oh fists, you will be my love forever. You're also useful beyond punching things ;))))) Your love, Titan P.S. Gettin all dem girls laid up top ;)))))
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Dear Vision of Confluence. Why have you not given me any Visions, yet? Am I not squeezing your trigger the right way? Sincerely A non Precognitive, ordinary human.
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Dear Fatebringer Why are you so OP? Why do i shoot one bullet and 5 enemies die? Stop being so good! Love DockeColt2
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Dear exotic sniper, I admire you. Your lines of sight always take my breath away. It is as though taking a breath of fresh air with a [i]hint[/i] of sea breeze after living in the desert for the entirety of my life. It is a moment that will stay with me for the rest of my life. The elegance of your movements are awe inspiring. The way in which you speed reload is as though you kiss my hand each time I tough you. Lingering in its touch. I cannot wait til you are empty. I must savour the reload each and every time. The sights I look down every time is as though you are always looking at my heart. For my heart is what compels me to tell you. I love you. Only in you can my heart express itself. There is nothing beyond you. My beloved, No Land Beyond. Signed. Your lover. PS: Instructions not clear. Dick stuck in muzzle.
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Dear Thorn, Please go back to a 6 round mag. Sincerely, Bardock.
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Edited by Seven: 3/30/2015 6:34:45 AMDear my old, old, very old Cydonia AR3 Thank you, so much for helping my original Titan through and through from level 10, all the way to level 20, and woop woop to you for getting the kill shots on the bosses in Black Garden! You paved way for my Titan to become much more than he was when he first picked you up from the remains of a fallen captain. You killed many enemies, inspired friends, obliterated armies, and become one of my ultimate and memorable weapons. I swear, if you had a face and lips, my Titan would kiss you! And after all this, you are moving on to help my Warlock and Huntress as well? Thank you for everything. Sincerely love, ZACHattack the Player, S747 the Titan, Hailey the Huntress, and Everest the Warlock.
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Dear Bad juju, You are my first, and will always be my favorite. Even before your buff, I loved you, I felt a connexion between our souls. From the moment I met you, I knew that we would make history together, along my Obsidian Mind and my Space Magic. You are sexy as hell, an imperfect perfection. Mysterious, dangerous, your first master Toland was the same as me. Too much curious. And I will use you forever, my dear Juju, to discover every secret of the Darkness. PS : Don't be angry if I use Gallerhorn sometimes, you know how jealous he is. Infinife love, from your favorite voidwalker. <3
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Thank you, khvostov, for being a gun You shall always we in my stack of weapon parts
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Dear thunderlord, thank you for destroying phogoth in seconds this week, and thank you for looking beautiful and being the coolest gun In the game. We shall ride into the house of wolves soon my friend
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Dear Swordbreaker, Thank you for doing incredibly high damage, not only in PvE but in PvP as well. And when I take you into a hive mission/area you will always be my first, middle, and last resort. Even when you run out of ammo I'll still keep you out as encouragement to kill more to get more special ammo. You were my first crota weapon I got to 32, and you will never get dismantled. Sincerely, Your number one fan.