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Edited by Maras Wrath:
9/24/2015 3:24:41 PM
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A love letter to one of your favorite weapons.
Dear Black Hammer,
Thank you for always pushing me to do be better. The precision mag bonus that you give me for playing well is so wonderful. You are so selfless and humble being classified as a mere legendary so that my Gjallarhorn can still come along on our adventures together. I vow now to never dismantle you. I vow that you will always have a slot on solar burn strikes. Thank you for everything you have done, Black Hammer.
Go on, Guardians.
Show one of your favorite weapons a little love.
These are great! Keep 'em comin', guardians!
[b]wow, guys! 100 replies!
Let the love flow though you. <3 [/b]
[i]200+! You guys are rad. [/i]
[u]450+! I should bake you all cupcakes.[/u]
[b]EDIT: I dismantled my Black Hammer for a measly 100 Eris Morn rep. Now I feel guilty. [/b]
English
#Destiny
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To Thorn my love my world Dearest thorn i right this to you as a love letter All the pain i went through in the crucible to acquire you killing your master Xyor making you mine we bonded did we not we became one and through that and all the skirmish matches and all the guardians life's you have ended and ended again all the light you have devoured and all the darkness ended and taken. in the midst of all that you devoured something you did not intend to ....my heart ...i love your story and i love you... i seem to be the only one to look past your past and jagged thorns to see what you truly are wonderful gun and friend through your rambling about the hive and its secrets and its wrongness in making you i have earned a lover and friend as long as you never leave me i will never leave you you are my undoing and you are my love... i love you thorn always
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Dear Hawkmoon I still remember when I found you all those months ago, amongst the wreckage of Sepiks Prime. You were a light, gleaming amongst the darkness of the Fallen. My fireteam clearly overlooked you, taking their Red Death and Plan C. To each their own I guess. But you, you called to me, the lone hunter of the group. Did you call to me out of loneliness, or from witnessing me fill my hand cannon with solar light to destroy those who stood in our way? It matters little now. I took you with me, and was instantly enthralled by you. The way you handle, the way you sound, your subtle features. In time, you opened up to me, showed me your true potential, your ability to defy the odds and strike down targets faster than any other. I realised you truly completed me as we first joined our power; my solar light and your beautiful frame. The perfect golden gun. I realise now that you did not call to me out of loneliness. You called to me as you saw a gunslinger who would treat you right, and who made every shot count. So when other guardians faun over their Red Deaths and Gjallarhorns, I know that, while they are happy with their choices, you choose me. And I accepted in full. Looks like the Vex are opening their vault once more. Shall we, my loyal Hawkmoon?
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Dear Vex Mythoclast Of all my raiding comrades, you chose me. They were jealous of our love. But you felt so right in my hands, so much that I can pretend that nobody else has ever gotten you. I love you forever, even when you got nerfed and became weak. But I was there for you, all the way up until you got your strength back. You are the diggitiest of all dawgs.
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1 ReplyDear khostov, without you i wouldnt be where i am today, without you i would've died to those lvl 1 enimies without you, id be dead
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1 ReplyDear last word You are so sexy, the way you spin yourself. And the way I'm able just to smack your ass and you'll just... Oh kill things in sight. You're my favorite. And you see my baby. I love you so much, but stop being in the hands of other guardians. It makes you look like a whore. The traveler doesn't accept that.
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Dear Thorn, You are the best weapon in pvp, don't let anyone tell you different. Especially those who call you a scrub weapon, you are perfect the way you are with your two headshot kills. Love, Ornage
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Dear Necrochasm, Rock on and don't let anyone put you down! Sincerely, LoneWolfUndead™
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1 ReplyDear Hard Light, People say you're a bad gun, but you aren't! I know what that mean xEnradgedCinema says about you, and I disagree. You are the most beautiful gun ever. And I know a lot of people will say "EHHHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHGEHEHHEHEHEGVEJHGVBUKJBKUJV! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT'S TOTALLY THE GJALLARHORN! HEHEHEHJEHHEJHEJHHBVAIGFJAGFIEGAWHGVAHJGVFJHAELHG!" Well *beep* THEM AND THEIR *bleep* *bleeeeep* *bleep* BECAUSE THEIR MOTHER IS A *bleeeeeep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* HIPPOPOTAMUS *bleep* *bleeeeep* *bleep-ep-ep-eeeeeep* SPONGEBOB LET HIM *bleep* HIS *bleep* *bleeep* *bleep* MACHINE!!!!! Anyway, I love you Hard Light. Ever since I got you from that one crucible match.
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1 ReplyThis is probably the worst post I've ever seen
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Edited by Number279: 3/31/2015 5:00:32 AMDear Thunderlord, Jerry from accounting said his legendary machine gun was as good as you are. The next time you go all drunk Zeus and start rapidly spewing lightning bolts please make Jerry's head pop like a balloon and his body explode in a ball of your mighty wrath. P.S. If Steve from HR could be killed by the mighty wrath explosion that would be even better.
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Fatebringer, my sweet, I know this is not the best time to be contacting you right now for I feel as if our love may be read by other prying eyes. However... I cannot live like this. Our love will never fully blossom without us telling people. You and I both know you're in the hands of many. But I feel that it is my turn Fatebringer. Maybe you can give me a shot. Maybe you can drop for me. I know that means others may dump you because you're with another man now but I'll treat you like the gun you are my dear. I know you're reading this and I hope you feel the way I feel. I need you fatebringer. Always, Tower Bot. P.S. [spoiler]Im really good with my hands. ;)[/spoiler] P.S.S. [spoiler]I can handle the recoil. Come on guys get your heads out of the gutters.[/spoiler]
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Dear Gjallahorn I have loved you ever since I first laid my eyes on you. Can u please drop for me? Love, avreydeltowanit
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Dear Thorn: I worked four months on your bounty to bring us together. Thank you for working so hard now in the crucible, to show your love for me. Wolfish
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[quote]Dear Black Hammer, Thank you for always pushing me to do be better. The precision mag bonus that you give me for playing well is so wonderful. You are so selfless and humble being classified as a mere legendary so that my Gjallarhorn can still come along on our adventures together. I vow now to never dismantle you. I vow that you will always have a slot on solar burn strikes. Thank you for everything you have done, Black Hammer. Go on, Guardians. Show one of your favorite weapons a little love. These are great! Keep 'em comin', guardians![/quote] Dear IB enough said. Your the best.
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Dear thorn, Thanks for the tears
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1 ReplyDear Plan C, Let's try anal? Yours always, Jeff Goldblum
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Dear Thunderlord, It feels just like yesterday, doesn't it? Mid September, with the newness of what had just been released, a new game called Destiny. Since day one I fought through so much just get to Nightfall. My first Nightfall ever, it was me, my husband and our friend. What a time it was when we knew nothing and forever it felt like to complete anything. But little did I know, you were about to complete me. There we were, the successful mission end menu screen. We see the tiles swirling and to my horror, I see a machine gun drop! You see, I had always blindly hated machine guns. I was naive and unaware of the power that I could wield. At this point I hear my husband and friend freak out "You received Thunderlord?!?!?!?@%#&#&@". My raging self said " Uh huh. A machine gun.. Ugh". "But Britta!", they exclaimed, " That was the gun shown off at E3!" My curious unaware self, took to YouTube too see this so called gun. It was then, with your lightning machine and powerful poise that I realized, you were the one. It has been me and you since the first Nightfall was done. A wiser one now, Britta
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Dear SUROS, You were my first exotic and you served me well until bungie -blam!-ed you up. Sincerely, Sunbro.
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Dear Red Death. Sup Bruh?
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1 ReplyDear Mythoclast I'm sorry those blamers at Bungie made you shoot like a drunk man. I hope your accuracy is fixed VERY soon.
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Dear Gjallarhorn Stay sexy Keep it coming I'll need you for Crota
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1 ReplyDear my Badger CCL Stay sexy Love Cheezy
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2 RepliesDear NLB, -blam!- you. [spoiler]ps thanks for the shard[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesYou ooze of blood You love the number three You tell people to git gud Your my best my only fee Is that I can't See you without me [spoiler]try I guess what gun this is[/spoiler]
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Edited by LifeReadBoy99: 3/31/2015 3:03:29 AMDear Invective: I love that you honored me with being my first exotic bounty, you were the one that made me company in the wild and in the crucible for a very long time. I ask your forgiveness, since i put you in my pocket once i got other exotics, but believe me: I still remember you as the one that went with me on my first VoG, the one that put me on a 10+ K/D ratio in that one crucible game, and the one that made those bounties so, so much easier. But the time has come, i´ll pull you out once again, so we can re-experience your glory with this godly buff shotguns got. I missed you. I missed you so much. [spoiler]NLB, Y U NO GET BUFFED[/spoiler]
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Fatebringer, I love finger Fkn you, all of a sudden I'm hearing thunder. When you bustin nuts, thralls best be ducking or taking numbers. Talking loud when I tell you be quite, you wipe a crowd, bustin rounds, deactivating the riot, that why I love you so.
