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Edited by Maras Wrath:
9/24/2015 3:24:41 PM
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A love letter to one of your favorite weapons.
Dear Black Hammer,
Thank you for always pushing me to do be better. The precision mag bonus that you give me for playing well is so wonderful. You are so selfless and humble being classified as a mere legendary so that my Gjallarhorn can still come along on our adventures together. I vow now to never dismantle you. I vow that you will always have a slot on solar burn strikes. Thank you for everything you have done, Black Hammer.
Go on, Guardians.
Show one of your favorite weapons a little love.
These are great! Keep 'em comin', guardians!
[b]wow, guys! 100 replies!
Let the love flow though you. <3 [/b]
[i]200+! You guys are rad. [/i]
[u]450+! I should bake you all cupcakes.[/u]
[b]EDIT: I dismantled my Black Hammer for a measly 100 Eris Morn rep. Now I feel guilty. [/b]
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Dear steel oracle, You really would mate you are a rocket launcher. -wot?
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1 ReplyDear Grim Citizen III Thank you for being a high impact, low rate of fire, and all around great auto rifle. And a really big thank you for sticking around for the House of Wolfs. Now we can be reunited and slay the legions of darkness and scrubblords. With your unique perks, even the mighty SUROS Regime has a hard time keeping up from time to time. And thank you for not being a loot cave legendary. Sincerely, TumidSpartan126
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Dear ShadowPrice, We'll be together again soon
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Dear TLW, Thank you for all of the kills and fun times that you have given me. Even though I may have Xurned you, I still love you. You will never be replaced.
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1 ReplyDear hard light... Y U NO KILL?
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Dear Hawkmoon, i really really really love you! The End.
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Dear Hawkawesome, Thanks for being awesome and two-shotting the entire crucible.
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7 RepliesDear, Grim Citizen III I've missed you, I hate most auto rifles in Destiny but you...your different. You actually do damage and don't shoot marshmallows ( as much as I love marshmallows ) your my Obsidian Steed and im your diamond camo. Soon I will be able to use you again without being yelled at. We'll go on adventures again just like before the Dark Below just me,you,gjalina/Tyrone the t-lord and someone i'd like you to meet, her name is Black Hannah [spoiler]lollolol[/spoiler]. Just you wait grimmy you'll see we'll wreck some scrubs in crucible just like we used to, maybe i'll reroll you so I won't need to use WoC or Suros as much. P.S see you tomorrow ; )
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Dear Truth, don't stop killing shit
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Dear Gjallarhorn, I can't quit you. [spoiler]...still a better love story than twilight![/spoiler]
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[i]Dear Hawkmoon,[/i] I remember getting you back in November from a Tiger strike back when you still had your full range. You could snipe a Hobgoblin from the pillars by the Templar. That was fun. Even when your range was nerfed I still used you to push back the darkness. You have helped me achieve 36 thousand kills and counting with only you. Thank you. [i],LordEba[/i]
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Dear icebreaker, You da shit
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420 oh shit
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Dear Vision of Confluence, I don't know how you do it, but thank you for making PvP fun again.
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For my floating spinning princess, I pick you up every time, it never takes long. Your full of holes and somewhat long. Faithfully there, now that you don't despawn. Crota cringes as his a$$ takes 8 hits. I smile as he dies from another 8 hits. Your not a gun but b*tch your da sh*t. I get mad when others snatch you from me. Sword God, million crota kills thats me. Actually 300+ all for braggary I post on lfg with your name in my title. To us bearers you're the only thing vital.
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1 ReplyDear Ghorn, This letter is pointless because you wont read it
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Dear shadow price, I love you but you just suck ass at the moment so I have to use pulse rifles to get kills, I'm sorry.
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Roses are red Violets are blue Im going to gjallerhorn you ^_^ Not a letter but meh
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Edited by Chia Pete FTW: 5/18/2015 12:09:08 PMRoses are red, violets are blue, TLW be my Valentine, I am waiting for you. Blood is red, bruises are blue, Don't say no.
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dear red death, thank you for saving me multiple times throughout both PvE and PvP. can't wait to ascend you.
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1 ReplyDear Vex, I'm not sending you a love letter because you are an inanimate object that can't read. Yours, Muzzle.
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1 ReplyEdited by elusch99: 5/3/2015 3:30:22 PMDear Hannibal-e, You were my favorite rare. I've not been able to get a low rof legendary machine gun yet, so I've used you. We've been through many iron banners and void nightfalls together. You've mad my friends mad that I was using a rare. I promise I won't dismantle you ever. Sometime, very far away, when weapon damages are over 9000, I promise I'll use you in an iron banner game. I still remember what the gunsmith said when I bought you. "Keep this one oiled or it jams." I have kept it oiled. Love, elusch99
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Dear Red Hand IX, Why tf won't you drop for me Sincerely, The Best
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1 ReplyDear Vision of Confluence, You are the best scout rifle in the game. Soon you'll be at Attack 365 and that's when it'll be over for this game. It's a rap, Guardians. Sincerely, Ninjambie, the Ninja Zombie
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Thank you, I fan.
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2 RepliesDear ORS1/Send It/ Feeding Frenzy/Rangefinder/Solar Purifier, I know you are a fusion rifle. I know I didn't used to like fusion rifles. They emitted constant streams of energy. Just like you. But you are different. You do not have accelerated coils. You are not a cheap scrub weapon. You must be pre charged. But you have best in class impact stability and range. Which I guess range translates to velocity but whatever you know what I mean. You are perfect for my Titan with extra special ammo. I can completely spam you in Crucible. In fact I get triple downs with you in Skirmish. When I don't care about my player rep. And last week I used you to solo a tlw/thorn doubles combo. And we won. Because even though I soloed them. I was not alone. I had you. And my Universal Remote. But mostly you. Because even on Anomaly, Universal Remote is a piece of shit compared to TLW. But you are not. Because of radar. Granted that you would probably suck dick in Inferno. All you do in normal PvP is suck my dick. Which feels very good. You even one shot nightfall shanks. Feel free to one shot my shank any time. sincerely gcWishBone
