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Edited by Maras Wrath:
9/24/2015 3:24:41 PM
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A love letter to one of your favorite weapons.
Dear Black Hammer,
Thank you for always pushing me to do be better. The precision mag bonus that you give me for playing well is so wonderful. You are so selfless and humble being classified as a mere legendary so that my Gjallarhorn can still come along on our adventures together. I vow now to never dismantle you. I vow that you will always have a slot on solar burn strikes. Thank you for everything you have done, Black Hammer.
Go on, Guardians.
Show one of your favorite weapons a little love.
These are great! Keep 'em comin', guardians!
[b]wow, guys! 100 replies!
Let the love flow though you. <3 [/b]
[i]200+! You guys are rad. [/i]
[u]450+! I should bake you all cupcakes.[/u]
[b]EDIT: I dismantled my Black Hammer for a measly 100 Eris Morn rep. Now I feel guilty. [/b]
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#Destiny
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Edited by ROOR21: 4/2/2015 8:11:28 PMDear devil you know, You were my first legendary hand cannon and I still cannot let go of you even though your numbers aren't quite as high as the others... You're still a beast and I still love to hold you as we smash crota together, well you're at my side while I hold the sword, but you're still with me and will be til the end...... Love always, Brian
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I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning. I have an appetite for kills 'cause me so ghorny. Oh, so ghorny....Ohh, so, so ghorny....Oh, so ghorny. Me love you long time Oh, so ghorny....Oh, so, so ghorny....Oh, so ghorny. Me love you long time
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Edited by jsteelfex: 5/3/2015 3:32:08 PMDear Thunderlord, Thank you for -blam!-ing up bitches and making me money. Sincerely, jsteelfex
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Edited by Aby55u5Pu311a: 5/3/2015 3:47:35 PMMy darling Gally, I have longed for you so and played hours on end to find you but you allotted me, While everyone around found the comfort and power of your tracking wolf pack, I felt left over and a scrub of dirt. But I continued to search for you, even has my heart lost hope for finding you. One day, you will be mine, forever. Love, Abby Ps: After your maxed, you'll probably be put in my vault never to be touched again...but you will be waiting, waiting has I waited for you to show yourself
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1 ReplyEdited by Pyrotech707: 4/30/2015 4:08:46 PMDear Thorn, your a bitch, but it's ok because you are my bitch. And I know my bitch is better than all the other ones like it. Stay feisty, you may be hated by many but I love you.
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obsidian mind i love you because you are always willing to take my head no matter what you always welcome your friend bad juju and together we explode all over the room covering the walls with passion.
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Dear Fatebringer, You're such a cool gun. Thanks for lighting up my world (literally).
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Dear Thorn The moment I saw your bounty I saw a light in the dark. To the moon I went too search for your withered husk. I nurtured you with the screams of hive and the silence of the void. I fused you with my light but you were not ready. One last time I delve to the pits of the moon to find the final peice and at last you are complete. Every shot I fire is like a whisper drawing me closer to the darkness but I do not care. For every rose has thorns.
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1 ReplyEdited by Schuzzle6utt: 5/2/2015 1:02:12 AMDear MIDA Multi Tool, Thank you for stun locking everything, it's pretty awesome. Thank you for helping me go fast, it's super helpful. You're there for me in every situation. From the Crucible to strikes, and from the Vault of Glass to Crota's End, you're always there for me. [spoiler]What're you doing later? Let's bang.[/spoiler]
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Dear fatebringer, You have been there. My first hard raid you chose me, and i am so deeply sorry i ignored you until the auto rifle crippling. I should have so used you sooner, you wipe out captains in two shots, knights in nightfall are your bitches, and you wipe out thrall and other pests in massive numbers. Your perks of explosive bullets and fire fly are like dropping Thor's hammer on a foolish enemies, they scatter foes like ash to the wind. Your outlaw makes it as if i never run out of bullets, all 12 reload in but a second. Your 12 bullets are a huge mag for a hand cannon, it is beautiful. You are an all around beautiful gun. If not for you, there are many nightfalls and raids that would have gone south. Your best friend, timeslider.
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Dear thorn, you were my first exotic and my second hand cannon. When I met you I never looked back. To this day I still use you and love you sense the day I got your bounty the first month this game that birthed you came out. Now I have many other exotics even your cousin TLW, but fear not dear thorn. You are a rose I will always wield.
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The female thread.
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1 ReplySuros, I miss how close we used to be. I know it wasn't your fault Bungie decided to butcher ARs as a whole, and don't blame you for the subsequent lack luster performance. That's on them and the slew of whiny babies who demanded an unnecessary nerf. One day, I think you'll be back.
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1 ReplyDear patience and time I still remember getting you after defeating Crota. You made me the sniper I am today. I love going into crucible and using you with angel of light, nobody ever suspects an invisible warlock in midair. When I use you I can feel the power flow through me and that's when I know that our victims always die. Patience and Time I love you.
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Dear Thorn. I liked you better when you weren't OP as fukk. Sincerly, Bardock, a Week 3 Thorn wielder.
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I'm gonna put it in you're bum tonight hawk moon. The end.
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A letter to my least favorite weapon. Dear thorn, You will fall soon like the vex and suros. Enjoy your time at the top son before there are scrubs crying for you to be rebuffed.
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2 RepliesEdited by Freeze1119: 5/3/2015 6:20:15 AMDear thorn, do you remember the vex mytho? Ya me too. Enjoy your time in the sunshine, I wouldn't look forward to the next ib if I were you. Edit: dear fatebringer, thank you for only being op in pve so you will stay op forever <3
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Dear The Devil You Know, I love you. Sincerely, Me
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2 RepliesDear Thorn, U make me get a horn
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Hey MIDA, You DTF? If not that's k Ciao
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Dear painted big chief, You were my first weapon crush, truthfully I always hated handcannons, before I met you. You were everything I wished they were but thought they weren't. Thank you for showing me the way. END! I still remember vividly yelling at people that they "'dun woke up the big chief." while killing them.... I miss playing with this gun. *sniff
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Edited by Amynomene: 4/30/2015 3:43:06 PMDear B-Line Trauma, I know people look down on you because you're not some flashy exotic. You're not a raid weapon, and you don't have all those flashy perks or burns that some of the other guns have. But, you've always been there for me in a pinch. You're the only gun that can keep up with my rate of fire, you help me stay alert by allowing me to watch the enemy through a sniper's scope, and you watch out for me and my comrades by taking out extra enemies with your Firefly ability. So, B-Line, I promise I won't ever dismantle you or throw you away - no matter what anyone else says or thinks. You're the number one gun for me, and that's all that matters. <3 Much Love, Amynomene
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Dear Hardlight, You were my first exotic. From a legendary engram, no less! I don't use you as much anymore (thanks Bunhun) but you have given me many a good time mowing down mobs or trying to trickshot with your ricocheting bullets. Even though Eidolon Ally is my AR of choice now (Haters PM me if you REALLY wanna know why) you will always be in my thoughts. You glorious, glorious bastard. Sincerely, The "Feel" Guy
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Edited by Dodkalm: 5/3/2015 12:14:05 PMDear B-Line Trauma, Thank you for being legendary so I can bring Ice Breaker along on all of our adventures. Thank you for having an insane rate of fire for a scout rifle and for blowing up all of the people we kill. If you were a woman, you'd be hideous but I'd still love you. Dod Kalm
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Dear The Last Word, You always make me smile when you twirl for me. I've loved you ever since you came to me in that fateful skirmish match. Yours truly, J x
