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Edited by El Tocadiscos PR:
3/29/2015 6:12:23 AM
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So you wake up and discover Marcus Fenix is cooking breakfast for your family?
And you realize his pancakes suck, Will you tell him straight to his face he sucks at making pancakes?
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1 Reply"Marcus I think your pancakes are a little burnt." "I think you're batshit crazy, that's what I think."
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I'd tell him his pancakes were awful. Then I'd say things like "I bet your DAD could make better pancakes than that." [spoiler]see what I did there? [/spoiler]
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I'd tell him
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No. I'll ask if I could apart of Delta Squad.
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Yes cuz he's not real
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2 RepliesI'd say. [spoiler]thanks for cooking![/spoiler] Then later i'd say [spoiler]no offense, the pancakes weren't great[/spoiler] Then we would get on the floor [spoiler]and do the dinosaur[/spoiler]
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Id tell him. He is to manly to have his feelings hurt by that kind of stuff
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2 RepliesI'd probably want to why he's in my house and making pancakes, and probably also admit I assumed he'd be more of a toast (French or otherwise) kind of guy.
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1 ReplyEven if the pancakes sucked, I would tell them they were great. The guys got enough troubling him, he doesn't need to know how bad his pancakes are
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1 ReplyHe wouldn't kill me. So I would say honestly, but thanks for the effort. Then I would ask how he and Anya have been doing
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1 ReplyWould he fit in a kitchen? He is huge
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2 RepliesIf he's in my house making pancakes, he probably appreciate some shit talk and I would enjoy cracking jokes with him, and at some point talk smack about his pancakes. After eating them of course, politeness has to come in somewhere
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6 RepliesIs Marcus Fenix a food network guy? Cause it sounds like the name of a protagonist in an awesomely shitty 80's or 90's action movie.
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3 RepliesSay "Hey look, Dom's outside!" And as he runs out lock the door.
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I'd ask to borrow his lancer. The pancakes were probably cooked in dead locust meat
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1 ReplyIs he gonna charge me a dollar ninety nine to add my own syrup?
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3 RepliesI think I'd ask him how he got in my house first.
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2 RepliesI'll tell him they suck, then the games suck... And gears sucks... But mostly the pancakes
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2 RepliesI'd tell him did he get any on him and does he have the cooties.
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1 ReplyI offer to make pancakes with him and we could make Locust-shaped food with their beheaded bodies covered in jam from their neck holes.
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1 ReplyI'd tell him to bite my shiny metal ass.
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