Some random is riding a skateboard dressed as Spider-Man on my street...
>be me
>Eating breakfast
>Hears bang from outside
>looks out window
>Sees skateboard
>Someone fell off I guess
>Guy starts running for the board out of no where
>It's Spider-Man
>I'm so confused
>He picks up the board with his powerful spider hands
>He places the board down and whispers
>My spidey senses are tingling
>No I'm not gonna "Shrek is love" this story.
>He steps onto the board
>attempts to do some random trick
>He falls off the board again
>"DAMMIT WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING"
>Forgets window is open
>"Because you need to git gud u stupid skrub"
>He hears it
>looks around
>He shouts
>"U Wot M8?"
>Sees British neighbour come out to see what's going on
>"OI M8! U HAVIN A GIGGLE THERE?"
>"M8 SOMEONE ELS WAS GIGGLIN AT ME"
>Laughter ensues
>"OI m8 look! He's havin a giggle again!"
>They point at my window
>OHSHIT.jpg
>Shuts window
>Hears knocking at door
>Slowly approaches door
>Opens the door
>Gets on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
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