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Edited by judahben123:
3/28/2015 6:20:15 PM
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Why do people make awoken characters?
I mean, you're human. Your character should reflect who you are. Or do you have some deep-seated self-hatred that makes you choose escapism where you can pretend to be something you are not?
Edit: it's funny how many people can't recognize satire w/o a hashtag. This post is to mock the " why do guys make female characters?" posts.
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#Destiny
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1 ReplyBecause its a game?
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GUYS.... I think it's retarded
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I think they all look crap but I wanted to get the grimoire card for them.
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Awoken females are good looking but Awoken males.......im mean......im a dude who plays mostly male charaters, but i would rather never play Destiny again then be a male Awoken. Freaking drag queens.
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Despite the painfully obvious satire, I'll answer as if this was a serious discussion to begin with. [i][b][u]BWAAK[/u][/b][/i]
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2 RepliesThe best is when your character has never heard of the awoken when they are one themselves. Who edited the dialouge?seriously?
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Awoken are sexy, have you ever seen the queen?
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Except that there's about 100 of you day that think they're hilarious with "satire" posts. It's just old and repetitive at this point.
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One of each for different dance moves
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Exo for the win
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1 ReplyShould've left the Edit off. Let the hate flow for those who don't get it.
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Should be "make male awoken characters" IMO. The best awoken are all female anyway right? Just look at the queen and Tess everiss. And for the male awoken? Zavala and the queens brother, who used to be called crow, but budget cuts forced a crummy name of "the queen's brother" on him.
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2 Replies(Response to your edit) Because this satire sucks.
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Lame attempt at satire. You make these forums worse with posts like this. Please stop.
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2 RepliesYou're really bad at satire, no offense.
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It's a good job I chose a titan, Hunter and warlock. I'd hate to pretend I'm something I'm not.
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Did you pay for my game? Exactly, I'll do me and you have a nice day.
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1 ReplyGr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8
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I made my only human character black, so fûck you!
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Awoken female dance. Nuf said.
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5 RepliesNot sure if bait or just stupid.. [spoiler]probably bait[/spoiler]
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Because the Smurfs
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2 RepliesThis is probably the most pointless post I've seen on here.
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2 RepliesNot even a gay satire hash tag. You sir, are an idiot.
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3 RepliesI made a Warlock Awoken since they seem to fit the role of "Space Magic Wielders" than Humans. What I don't fully understand is the concept of Exo Warlocks.
