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9/6/2008 12:17:31 PM
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i swallowed my girlfriends sim card...will i die?
i ate it whilst drunk , i tried to spew it out this morning cos i'd rather it come out that end than the other, will my stomach acid melt it and will it poison me, .....................also what if someone tries to send a message.....................no seriously am i going to croak
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just tried again to release it ........still no luck ..........if i get it back do you think it will still work
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tried a backflip , it just hurt my back
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he is right u know [Edited on 09.06.2008 5:07 AM PDT]
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do a backflip and you wont die
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jew man man Of course you will. [/quote]
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if it does come out will i get RROD
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if i die my gamertag is riggs 39 your welcome to send your condolences, or message my girlfriends phone.......er no don't do that there's no point
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RIGGS wow never realised how much -blam!- stinks when it's not in water....................couldn't find it , believe me i search hard (also had a kebab last night , i found some of that).....decide to do it on 2 pages of magazine paper which i now realize is totally unsuitable for flushing, i had to manually insert magazine paper into toilet pipe cos my toilet filled up...................i feel sick and a little degraded......................but it's completely true........................................also i'm sure i can feel it in my stomach[/quote] You do realize that it takes 24-72 hours to digest food. Carry on searching tho, Sim Cards could digest faster.
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good job
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if i survive i'm gonna stop drinking.................also how many turds should i check before i say enoughs enough....cos i really don't want to repeat the experience i've just had ever ever ever again
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] littlerat Don't have MRI's any time soon.[/quote]
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Good God
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This thread is funny as hell, keep these silly escapades coming.
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I don't think you have [b]that[/b] much to worry about if somebody sends you a message, as I think it needs to be connected to a phone, but I might be wrong.
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You need help. Serious help.
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wow never realised how much -blam!- stinks when it's not in water....................couldn't find it , believe me i search hard (also had a kebab last night , i found some of that).....decide to do it on 2 pages of magazine paper which i now realize is totally unsuitable for flushing, i had to manually insert magazine paper into toilet pipe cos my toilet filled up...................i feel sick and a little degraded......................but it's completely true........................................also i'm sure i can feel it in my stomach [Edited on 09.06.2008 4:43 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DAMOLITION25 You'll be fine, its just plastic and copper. Unless it restricts flow to some artery or another you'll live. Unless it cuts into you, That would be unpleasant. [/quote] ouch yeah
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Wow, all you guys joking around are being total jerks. If he's serious about eating the sim card, that is.
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You'll be fine, its just plastic and copper. Unless it restricts flow to some artery or another you'll live. Unless it cuts into you, That would be unpleasant.
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i'm going to the toilet i will be back in 20 mins i'll let u know how i got on
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wow now i'm reaaly paranoid and hungover which is making it worse, i read somewhere that a bloke got into the guinness book of records cos he ate a small plane over a few years so surely one sim card won't kill me..................if the sim card won't kill me my girlfriend will
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[quote]Sim cards are plastic. The contacts are gold plated metal (probably tin) wires from the contacts are bonded onto metalised contacts on the silicon substrate of a LSI chip. The chip is predominately silicon with some added impurities (arsenic, phosphorus, silicon dioxide etc) which are diffused / implanted to form the electronic circuit.[/quote] Well hopefully the quantities are (most likely are) so minute that the arsenic won't do anything.
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the thing is i need a dump right now but i'm scared it's going to hurt , also she wants it back so I have to look for it, which is also putting me off going to the toilet
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Sim Card is basically a poison pill. You're going to die...slowly.
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the only thing to do is run : O
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thanks i feel alot better now ....................might aswell get some games of halo in then before i do
