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Edited by BigHandsMcNubbs:
3/27/2015 5:45:06 PM
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What are the best lame superpowers?
Alright #OffTopic, name the best superpowers that are not so super.
Rules:
-they cannot have any inherent and/or significant utility in fighting crime or dispensing vigilante justice
-they cannot be superpowers that already exist
Examples:
-not needing to sleep
-no fall damage (my favorite)
-possessing the ability to remain hydrated after going 24-48hrs without water
Edit: Awesome superpowers will be allowed if they are paired with a fitting and balancing debilitation.
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#Offtopic
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3 RepliesAbility to see through glass
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Invisibility in a super dark room
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To kill yourself to death.
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The ability to run at a speed of 68 miles per hour [spoiler]only when your shoelaces are tied together[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI saw this clever one in a similar thread a while back: "The ability to drink alcohol and not get drunk".
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3 RepliesThe power to never starve. That basically renders me immortal.
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2 RepliesThe power to fully control rusty lead pipes, but only if Ms. Plum is holding them in the conservatory.
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The ability to flush the toilet in the middle of the night and not wake up the whole house
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Being able to hail a cab, only to bel air And you don't live there
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Jet fuel can melt steel beams
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The ability to walk backwards at the speed of light
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Lead feet
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The Ability to fly, but can only fly north
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1 ReplyBungie's Community Manager,Talk about useless
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3 RepliesThe ability to turn into the hulk only when sleeping.[spoiler]if you get the reference[/spoiler]
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2 Replies[i]the ability to make fruit ripen extremely fast[/i] I would [b]destroy[/b] the lunches of people that I don't like.
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The ability to travel through time, only forwards, at a rate of 1 second per second
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1 ReplyThe ability to teleport. However your range is limited to 1 cm
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1 ReplyPowers to see through mirrors
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Ability to comment with a device
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The ability to open doors.
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4 RepliesAbility to open doors [spoiler]with your MIND!!![/spoiler]
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The ability to spit bars about drugs, money, se x, and cars
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6 RepliesEdited by BHJ: 3/28/2015 8:23:24 AMThe ability to maintain full orgasm for seven minutes.[spoiler] jizz everywhere[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesThe ability 2 swear at sum1 and they kant do sheit but just stand there
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Flying at 1 mph
