*Waits for customers*
[spoiler][b][i]Menu;[/i][/b]
Tea
Water
Wine
Root beer
Some Juice
Liquid Chi
Liquid Gold
Lava (Only one serving per customer)
Oil
Root Bear
Desticle Soup (Very, Very strong and bitter)
Pasta
Cheese
Fish
What
Some Bar food
Beer (Beer)
Various Grilled Food
Cheese
Free Lenny (Sauce/Drink that helps you stay/get sexier)
(Now Edible!) Desticle hunting license
Steak
[b]Bacon![/b]
[b]Bacon mugs![/b] ([url=http://www.dailyfork.com/Bacon-Mug.jpg]Large[/url] and [url=http://anotherjennifer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/baconcoffeecup.png]small[/url])
Some chicken strips
Mozzarella
Pizza (All kinds)
Crota with a side of cheese
Aetheon with some onion rings
Malk (whatever the hell it is....)
Milk (fresh)
Chuck Norris punch in a can
Cooooookkkkiiiies
A battery
Can of smartass
[/spoiler][spoiler]Employees;
[url=http://media2.giphy.com/media/iETzS2LkivZrq/200w.gif]human24[/url] - Guy that takes your hat
N7Sentinel60 (Banned by a ninja apparently)- bouncer
pikit1337 - Janitor
Charizard - either the server or chef
spiderPig12746 - Sexually identifies as a spoon
ShadowZealot11 - gramer proficent gard
OspreyAssault - Security
TKA xXRaiderXx - [quote]guy that uses really cheesy pickup lines to every person in here.[/quote]
Marty McFly - [quote]I'm the guy that sits at the end of the bar mumbling about his breakup.[/quote]
Meerkatjames - Money thie- I mean counter...
Powers 637 - replacement bouncer
Shadow Red92 - takes your car to our luxury parking lot
Beautiful Hunter - urinal pooper[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Edit; >~> stahp keeping this alive, it's been months... I think....
...I only know the last edit which was 6/10/15 so....
If you all want to run it yourselves so bad then just PM me when you need OP changes....[/spoiler]
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#Offtopic
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*walks in*
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Free Lenny, bby.
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Can I get 2 slices of Meat Lover's pizza? Meow. And a large Coke if you have some? Meow. You know what, make that 4 slices? Meow.
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DONDE ESTA EL BANO!!!????!?!?
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Bring michael jackson the children XD
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Can i have some chicken tenders pls
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One desticle hunting license, please.
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And i am king
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*walks in front door* Hmm... *sniffs table* Hmm... *sniffs spoon* Hmm... [spoiler]Hmm...[/spoiler]
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*Kills spider in the back* *Babies come out of dead spider* Ohshit.jpg http://youtu.be/4rorJCGF1aM
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*performs a Search check on tabletop* *rolls d20*
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*walks into bar* >. > . . . <. < *shoves Cactuses in people's asses* Oh yaaaa that feels nice
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May I speak to the owner? I am the health Inspector.
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[i]Sits at the bar[/i] Surprise me, but make it strong. [i]Watches the TV[/i]
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Your finest dirt please.
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10/10 would get drunk there.
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Need a Barista?
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[i] [/i] [i] [/i]
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*Returns* Well well well... Look what came back from the dead.
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Can I be hired?
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.......(⌐■ ͜ʖ ■).......... _ノ ヽ ノ \_ `/ `/ ⌒Y⌒ Y ヽ ( (三ヽ人 / | | ノ⌒\  ̄ ̄ヽ ノ ヽ___>、___/ |( 王 ノ〈 /ミ`ー―彡\ / ヽ_/ \ I'm a stripper
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Edited by turtlecakeaddict: 5/12/2015 12:16:37 PMHANDS UP!! UR BEIN ROBBED GIMME UR MONAYYYYYY!!!! >:[]
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I'll take the job that calls for a naked man pressing himself against the glass windows from outside.
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I'm here hiding from my boss [spoiler]*ducks under table*[/spoiler]
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"Desticle Hunting license please."