*Waits for customers*
[spoiler][b][i]Menu;[/i][/b]
Tea
Water
Wine
Root beer
Some Juice
Liquid Chi
Liquid Gold
Lava (Only one serving per customer)
Oil
Root Bear
Desticle Soup (Very, Very strong and bitter)
Pasta
Cheese
Fish
What
Some Bar food
Beer (Beer)
Various Grilled Food
Cheese
Free Lenny (Sauce/Drink that helps you stay/get sexier)
(Now Edible!) Desticle hunting license
Steak
[b]Bacon![/b]
[b]Bacon mugs![/b] ([url=http://www.dailyfork.com/Bacon-Mug.jpg]Large[/url] and [url=http://anotherjennifer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/baconcoffeecup.png]small[/url])
Some chicken strips
Mozzarella
Pizza (All kinds)
Crota with a side of cheese
Aetheon with some onion rings
Malk (whatever the hell it is....)
Milk (fresh)
Chuck Norris punch in a can
Cooooookkkkiiiies
A battery
Can of smartass
[/spoiler][spoiler]Employees;
[url=http://media2.giphy.com/media/iETzS2LkivZrq/200w.gif]human24[/url] - Guy that takes your hat
N7Sentinel60 (Banned by a ninja apparently)- bouncer
pikit1337 - Janitor
Charizard - either the server or chef
spiderPig12746 - Sexually identifies as a spoon
ShadowZealot11 - gramer proficent gard
OspreyAssault - Security
TKA xXRaiderXx - [quote]guy that uses really cheesy pickup lines to every person in here.[/quote]
Marty McFly - [quote]I'm the guy that sits at the end of the bar mumbling about his breakup.[/quote]
Meerkatjames - Money thie- I mean counter...
Powers 637 - replacement bouncer
Shadow Red92 - takes your car to our luxury parking lot
Beautiful Hunter - urinal pooper[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Edit; >~> stahp keeping this alive, it's been months... I think....
...I only know the last edit which was 6/10/15 so....
If you all want to run it yourselves so bad then just PM me when you need OP changes....[/spoiler]
English
#Offtopic
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Can of smartass
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*runs into store in goofy goober underwear* *throws up on table* * furiously jerks and runs away, tripping twice on the way out*
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*bolts into the store wearing underwear on head* *smashes alll the glasses* *goes behind the counter, finds bananas* ITS A BANANANA!!!!!! *throws bananas on floor and stomps on them* THE DORITOS WILL RETURN!!!!!!! *sits cross legged on the largest table with head cocked to the side* *waits for response*
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[b]men in suits walk and wearing shades in One is small and the other are large The small one says[/b] Hello me and my friends need a drink please, on the bar [b]he has a British accent[/b]
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*sensually slides cock into your anus
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Silver = Emma OOOOOOOOOOOH
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KRABBY PATTIES!
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Can I have a bowl of nails? [spoiler]with milk[/spoiler]
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I'll have Crota wth a side of cheese and some bacon...
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*sits down orders steak*
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*takes table cloth *makes a cape out of it *runs out and singing "NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa....... BATMAN!!!!"
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*walks in* *stares at menu for an hour* *takes another half hour looking at menu* I'm feeling dangerous.... Give me an ice water
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Edited by ScorpionVenom: 6/17/2015 4:47:08 PM*sits at a table* So why do you keep changing your name?
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That's me in the corner.
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Edited by ayo logie: 6/17/2015 4:17:04 PM[i] [/i]
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*comes in after hanging over in #Gaming* Shot of whiskey? Will take rum or tequila as a backup.
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Are you hiring??????????
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I would like [spoiler]to leave[/spoiler]
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I would like to have... [spoiler]You[/spoiler]
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I would like some Root beer, lava, desticle soup, and some nuts please.
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*crashes a car through the front door* Hey this is the drive through right? [spoiler]don't......ask. Because I don't know why I just did that[/spoiler]
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I'll have the best lenny you got
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I want to be employed
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I'm beautiful hunter, I changed my name *shits in urinal* ahh that's better
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Is pussy on the menu
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I want a can of smartass