*Waits for customers*
[spoiler][b][i]Menu;[/i][/b]
Tea
Water
Wine
Root beer
Some Juice
Liquid Chi
Liquid Gold
Lava (Only one serving per customer)
Oil
Root Bear
Desticle Soup (Very, Very strong and bitter)
Pasta
Cheese
Fish
What
Some Bar food
Beer (Beer)
Various Grilled Food
Cheese
Free Lenny (Sauce/Drink that helps you stay/get sexier)
(Now Edible!) Desticle hunting license
Steak
[b]Bacon![/b]
[b]Bacon mugs![/b] ([url=http://www.dailyfork.com/Bacon-Mug.jpg]Large[/url] and [url=http://anotherjennifer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/baconcoffeecup.png]small[/url])
Some chicken strips
Mozzarella
Pizza (All kinds)
Crota with a side of cheese
Aetheon with some onion rings
Malk (whatever the hell it is....)
Milk (fresh)
Chuck Norris punch in a can
Cooooookkkkiiiies
A battery
Can of smartass
[/spoiler][spoiler]Employees;
[url=http://media2.giphy.com/media/iETzS2LkivZrq/200w.gif]human24[/url] - Guy that takes your hat
N7Sentinel60 (Banned by a ninja apparently)- bouncer
pikit1337 - Janitor
Charizard - either the server or chef
spiderPig12746 - Sexually identifies as a spoon
ShadowZealot11 - gramer proficent gard
OspreyAssault - Security
TKA xXRaiderXx - [quote]guy that uses really cheesy pickup lines to every person in here.[/quote]
Marty McFly - [quote]I'm the guy that sits at the end of the bar mumbling about his breakup.[/quote]
Meerkatjames - Money thie- I mean counter...
Powers 637 - replacement bouncer
Shadow Red92 - takes your car to our luxury parking lot
Beautiful Hunter - urinal pooper[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Edit; >~> stahp keeping this alive, it's been months... I think....
...I only know the last edit which was 6/10/15 so....
If you all want to run it yourselves so bad then just PM me when you need OP changes....[/spoiler]
English
#Offtopic
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Give me everything and have all you employees bring one out at a time so I can meet them all. Then I would like the bill...Thank you..
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Give me a Guinness my good man.
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Small bacon cup please (smooths my colar) I prefer my heart attacks classy
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A cuppa O2F2, a cuppa HeH+, a cuppa UF6, and your last name.
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Ground up Kenny with a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) bible
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Freshly ground Desticle Soup with free Lenny on the side
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Ill take the check, please.
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Manager Emma, shadowzealot11 is having a hard time understanding the idea of a refund, when service quality is not good. I asked for a TWIX flavored Icecream pizza, but instead I got a snickers flavored icecream pizza. I asked for my money back, for unsatisfactory service, and shadowzealot11 proceeded to be hard to work with. If you do not take care of this major problem, I will not hesitate to sue.
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Water please
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Could I get some NaCN? [spoiler] Sodium Cyanide [/spoiler]
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Can I have a Root beer ?
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Can I get the master chief collection?
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*opens door loudly* Excuse me I have an announcement!
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Edited by Forlorn Crow: 4/2/2015 5:31:35 PM*walks inside and falls asleep on a chair* *snores quietly*
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*struts in, still in active camo, sniffing the air, his body pulsing with a purple flush of libido* *silently to himself, Ripa muttered* I swear I smelled a pussycat
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Hi, I need a job.
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Holy shit, bacon mugs!
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Yeah can I order you ?
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Hello can i have a krabby patty?
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Bacon mug.... *drools, sneezes, cums at the same time*
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Breaktimr at work i wud like cheese please
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Edited by WombyRocks: 4/2/2015 5:54:54 AMMmhmmm.... Yet another sexy role playing thread. May I be the DJ?
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Tea, please?
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Edited by Akaiokami: 4/2/2015 5:17:15 AMI'll have a a glass of liquid gold and a pizza with mushrooms and pepperoni
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*flashes 3000$* ill have my usual drink (Exotic Fruity Spiced Rum martini)
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"[i]Free lenny? Um...May I...Have some?[/i]"