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3/27/2015 7:58:02 AM
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What's YOUR best Chuck Norris joke?
List below your Best Chuck Norris jokes.
Enjoy:)
"Chuck Norris once round house kicked someone so hard his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart as she flew over the Pacific Ocean."
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Chuck Norris can win a game of connect 4 in 3 moves
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Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring competition
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2 RepliesMy favourite is simple, but beautiful in its elegance: Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Xur was going to sell chuck norris this week, but bungie said it was too op, and gave us gjallarhorn
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow is yard he stands on his porch and dares it to grow
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Chuck Norris made a happy meal cry
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Chuck Norris went into hellmouth and made the hive like the skeletons from skyrim
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Chuck Norris went to the moon after the guardians left and kicked Crota so hard in the balls, he couldn't have kids
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chuck norris titan smashed how do u think hellmouth was made
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1 ReplyChuck Norris once peed in the gas tank of a truck. That truck is now known as Optimus prime.
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1 ReplyWhen God said, "let there be light" Chuck Norris said, "say please".
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1 ReplyWhen Chuck Norris plays destiny, bungie doesnt nerf the guns, they nerf him........
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1 ReplyChuck Norris soloed the vault of glass,[spoiler]as a level 1[/spoiler]
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chuck norris killed a minotaur with precision damage
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Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse and created the giraffe
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When someone took Chuck's daughters virginity, he took it back When a zombie bit Chuck norris, it became chuck norris
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i asked chuck norris how many push ups he could do he replied by saying all of em
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1 ReplySome kids play kick the can, Chuck Norris plays kick the keg
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard. Only another fist.
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7 RepliesChuck Norris once heard nothing could kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it first.
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Chuck norris single handedly finishes VOG from start to finish in 1 minute
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Edited by Pete: 8/2/2015 10:01:32 PMChuck Norris blew out a candle............and caused a hurricane on Mars
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Chuck Norris......DEEZ NUTZ! Got eeeeen
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3 RepliesChuck Norris has ghorn in all slots... All.... Slots....
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3 RepliesChuck Norris used to be the name of a street but no one crosses chuck Norris and lives
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Some magicians walk on water... CHUCK NORRIS SWIMS THROUGH LAND! [spoiler]bu dum tsss...[/spoiler]
