Hahaha i deal with people like that irl all the time! I know a couple guys who can't tell you the truth about anything. One of them told me his mom had cancer. I felt really bad for him. We all did. 3 months later he told us she passed away. It was really sad... until i ran into her at a grocery store a few weeks later. I don't get why people are like that. It's like, "Hey dude, your shoes are untied" "No they're not" "Yeah they are dude, look at them" "No i swear my shoes are tied. I know because i bought special shoelaces that never come untied on their own" "What? " "Yeah dude, my uncle is a researcher for a secret government facility and his department accidentally developed these shoelaces so he gave me a couple pairs. Plus they make you run faster. But only when people aren't watching. " "Ummm. Ok. But your shoes are still untied. " "Impossible man, i don't even wear shoes. No shoes for me" "But... wait... what? Never mind. "