How would you react if a tiger attacked you? I don't know what I would do, but I think I would probably end up just curling up into a ball and shitting all over myself. I mean honestly it's a motherfuсk tiger, if he wants to kill you in the most brutal way possible he will. I really, really hope that tigers are afraid of the smell of shit because that would be my only defense. Kudos if you think you're able to hold your own against a tiger while naked.