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Edited by Mucca:
3/24/2015 7:22:27 AM
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Is America a Planet?
According to Cnfox News Channel in association with the U.S. Military and NASA we've found solid evidence america is a planet. The chief of the UNSC as said "well, um...we sent some...um...space planes into the sky and...um...we saw America and it was um...round." The president, president bush Obama care, had this to say on the matter. "My fellow Americans, 9/11 was bad, oil is good, and war is peace." So- we have breaking news guys! It's been confirmed in the past few minutes America is at war with the sun! We have the footage here! "My fellow Americans, for years the sun has been crossing our borders, taking our women and threatening our great planet. And I say no more Mr sun!" Stay turned to Cnfox news channel for more!.
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If America is a planet, we need to heat up the ol' Death Star...
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1 ReplyDumbass. It's a universe. That's why we have universities. [i]Idiots.[/i]
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1 ReplyAs a kid..........Pluto a planet As a adult....,.. Not a planet Now my kid.....it is a planet Make up your mind!
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1 ReplyReminds me of that "is the moon a planet?" debate on some video from a morning talk show.
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FACK ER IGHT N DA PSSIE
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Soon there will be no more planets. DXXF
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You cannot defeat our grossly incandescent father.
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u fokin wot m80
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Killuminati
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American Universe
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And this is why alien won't talk to us...
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America is its own universe!
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Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
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Gr8 b8 m8 i appreci8 gradu8 curricul8 ber8 h8 and cre8 things like this m8!
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America is the best gawd damn planet on earth.
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It's because they're so fat they are sometimes seen as a planet.
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'MURICA!!!
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O_____________O
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4 RepliesIf america was smart theyd dispatch 1 billion lions to take out the sun like seel teem sicks took out barrack Osama.
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It is" but only for American's
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Their egos caused a gravitaional shift and stuff. Now they are a planet.
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The sunlight needs to be deported
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I thought this was common knowledge
