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3/23/2015 2:20:15 PM
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[spoiler]*Hijacks radio waves*[/spoiler]
[spoiler]*Plays Gorillaz through speakers*[/spoiler]
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Don't get lost in Heaven! -Demon Days
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*Gives thumbs up* *Starts playing, Don't get lost in heaven.*
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*Turns off sound system with sonic screwdriver* I have to give this back to The Doctor eventually.
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*Activates portable home theater* *Looks at Fletch with challenge accepted face*
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*Makes your theater system short out and fry itself*
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*Turns up to max volume* *Max volume is so loud it makes whole bar shake* [spoiler]You do realize you used the Sonic Screwdriver on your own speakers right?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Nope, used it on yours.[/spoiler] *Your home theater system blows it's own speakers out, and detonates*
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*Plays through devices built in speaker* [spoiler]I was playing it through the bar speakers first...[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]And those were deactivated[/spoiler]
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*Reactivates bar speakers*
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*Locks their activation to a certain frequency of the sonic, then turns them off*
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*Puts music on the frequency of the sonic* *Music starts playing again*
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You see there's a problem with that... The Sonic Screwdriver is capable of emitting a near infinite amount of frequencies, and can make thousands of calculations. The probability of you finding the one, super specific frequency I used (also the one I use to keep people mucking with my microwave) is about 1: 1,000,000,000,000,000 or less.
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Ok. Hold on. *Is making calculations* Found it. *Music starts playing again*
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You are failing to understand, which isn't rare when presented with information from someone that's been hanging around with a Timelord. It is nigh impossible to find the specific wave length of energy that I made use of, that even The Master's own Laser Screwdriver (which I believe is sitting in a vault in the TARDIS) would have difficulty. That being said, your instant use of the precise calculation to unlock the use of the speakers, and my microwave, defies both the laws of Newtonian Physics and the laws set by the scientific minds of Gallifrey.
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Then I guess my phone defies physics.
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Yes, and for that reason... *TARDIS appears* I made a house call.
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O_O *Is speechless at finally seeing TARDIS*
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*Hand reaches throw open door of TARDIS, and I place sonic in its palm* Here you go Doctor, you know how to use much better than I do.
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*Faints*
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*The Doctor walks out with a hat that looks like a mess of wires, some cable, and an object resembling a translator ball the Ood use,*
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*Wakes up and looks at Doctor*
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*Doctor puts hat on your head, gives you the orb, and runs the cable back to the TARDIS* What did I say to him? Don't let people break my rules. What did he do? THE EXACT OPPOSITE! *Doctor takes phone, puts it in TARDIS vault, then uses control panel to put you in an unstable Pocket Universe* No mercy, no second chances.
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*Uses biotic prowess to make universe stable* *Rules over all life in the pocket universe*
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*Pocket universe collapse before it can be made stable and safe* *All memory and instance of your existence is erased from time*
