★★★★★[url=https://petitions.whitehouse.gov//petition/evaluate-corropted-moderation-staffz-bungienet]OBAMA AGREES[/url]★★★★★ We all know the mods are corropt, and the fact that you haven't made me one yet is embarrassing to your organization. The mods obviously have poor judgement and are possibly indecisive. I encourage you to join me in my overtaking of Bungie.net by way of supreme maturity, sexual activity, and prowess for equal judgment. I will remove the furries, bronies, role players, booty posts, Lenny's, Emma lanaha cultists, religion threads, political threads, and shit posts with SWIFT JUSTISE. My campaign is not one of indulgence, but revenge. Ever since I was 12, Recon's beard has haunted me in my sleep. I see it on every female I look at. It's horrifying. Whenever I go to the doctors, all I can think about is that it's Bobcast tickling on my balls, instead of Daz. I need to get rid of these issues, and you can help. As you can see, I have already collected a list of supporters consisting of the most esteemed and quality posters around these forums, and I encourage you to sign this so we can make some change here and rid is of this corruption: - Plasma Eagle - every user with the "pwning like a girl" avatar - otilla - Sandtrap - Noiselesspurse7 - Engrapadora - Harlow - Plasma Eagle - niceboy03 - most posters on the front page - Stosh - AllahRidesCamels - VexPortalGlitch - Watermelon King - Xboxdotcom - Jay - Nuka - Emma Lahana - Plasma Eagle - CrazyLincoln - IngloriousWho98 - BasedLove - Bastage - Tacticool Badger - Jester - JOHN CENA - CrunchBoi23 - Biosmiley - Serperior - Plasma Eagle - Plasma Eagle - Farrah - Ghost - AE - Aizen35 - Jgsf33 - DeeJ - EnderWolf1013 - Every user who has ever role played ever - Ktan - Camnator - The Cellar Door - Raw Sugar - every user pretending to be a female - Plasma Eagle - CoCoPuff - Dutchy - Dustin - Spawn Apollo - Regret -------- Post- Thread making signatures------- - NiTro_ZOMBIES - [i]Ape Like Man[/i] - Thanatos - Julianos - Lazy Eagle - Comrade Bretzky and WWII Russia - Username - Lugiaman28 - poopinator112 - NSA Agent - Harry Potter - Logfish - Spartan Ken - FatMarshall - DTL adoring fan - IAmRonk - Samwise Gamgee in between Plasma Eagle - not Otthild - Da Guy - Archer - Al Gore - Kc Kewlz - Elite Lmao - Lord Of Seagulls - Plasma Eagle (AKA Kamots) - Carbonide X - Inflizoob eLK - Verdant - Magiktaco - DirtyOldLoobin - Alpha - Master Chief - Maybe TheFlyingNarwhal - Space Cat - Tamefrog7 - Super Bardock - Super Bardock x2 - Super Bardock x3 - Super Bardock x4 - Super Bardock x5 - Santa Bardock x6 - Le Old Bardock - datbigguy - Jphn 33 (with sun time) - TwoWheeledTrike - Vosscillate - Super Gotenks If I get 1,000 signatures and 1,000 likes I will probably not become mister moderator. And seriously guys, I'm 13 and almost have a girlfriend.