2 men on a boat. One of them notices a beer cooler with a tin coffee can inside and asks "what's that for" The other replies, "oh, it's a magical genie. Feel free to make a wish, but I'll warn you, he's hard of hearing." So, the first man opens the coffee tin, and out comes an old, withering genie. "You may make a wish" says the genie, to which the man replies, "ok... I'd like a million bucks" ...... With a flash of light, down pours a million ducks. "Your wish has been granted" says the genie "Hey, I said a million bucks, not a million ducks" Says the man who made the wish. Disgruntled, he asks the second man for a lighter, wanting for a cigarette. The second man hands him a gigantic lighter, and the first man says, "where'd you get this giant lighter from!?" The second man says, "that damn genie, I told you he's hard of hearing... What, you think I wished for a huge bic!?"