I'm on a 20 hour bus ride with 4 hours left. Please leave jokes so I don't lose my sanity.
Edit: Wow thanks guys. Was not expecting so many responses!
Edit: Down to 2 hours. I love you guys!...you know in a platonic way...
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Here's one for everyone: 3 blondes are trapped on an island and find a lamp. They rub it and a genie appears. He tells them that since there is 3 of them they each get one wish. One asks to be 100 times smarter; so she turns into a brunette, cuts down some trees, and builds a boat to get to the main land. One asks to be 1000 times smarter; so she turns into a redhead, cuts down some trees, and builds a plane to get to the main land. The last one asks to be a million times smarter, and turns into a man.