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3/17/2015 5:15:26 AM
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there's a bear holding a gun to your son/daughters head
And all he wants is to eat all your salmon and crap in your toilet (destroying it in the process, which you then have to hire someone to fix and it will be awkward to explain) what do you do?
[spoiler]this may or may not be happening to me now[/spoiler]
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Bears can't hold guns, myth debunked.
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1 Replyrip his heart of and eat it to gain his powers.
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-blam!-ing bears
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1 ReplyEdited by Yakson5: 3/18/2015 5:11:13 AMTell him that I have the right to bear arms and that he has to give me his arms
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This is why I'm against the right to arm bears.
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Ask the near why he has opposable thumbs
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12 RepliesI RKO the bear outta nowhere
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Roundhouse the bear into submission. Kid gets grounded for allowing a bear in the house without asking.
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Kill it with a golf club. [spoiler]points if you get it[/spoiler]
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I will call zangif
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Offer honey????
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But I don't have kids or live in the woods.
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Sexually assault the bear
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Which is most expensive, a child's funeral or a bathroom refit? If the bear agrees to take the body with him it's a no brainer. Sorry son. *searches for horse reference, scratches head, goes away. *
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Well he does have the right to bear arms I could tell him to shit in a restaurant bathroom which would be hilarious
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He can eat the salmon but he can't use the toilet. I would direct him towards a local restaurant and have him use one of those restrooms.
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I have zero salmon. GG no re bear
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8 RepliesBy bear, do you mean one of them burly homosexuals?
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2 RepliesEdited by emirasal: 3/17/2015 5:46:53 AMAsk you're a bear there's salmon everywhere in the water, the whole Forest is your Toilet. So why do need mine?
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Fortunately, I always keep a picnic basket in the trunk for just these occasions.
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I'd do it. I love my daughter
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Edited by Agent Andrus: 3/17/2015 5:27:57 AMJ /|..____________/\_ / '—_____——____|] /_==0;;;;;;;;___.:/ ), —.(_(__) / // (..) ), ——" //___//
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