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Edited by Combo164:
3/22/2015 7:48:38 PM
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Your favorite item description?
So i was just going through my vault and saw a titan body plate, HOLDFAST TYPE 2 i had forever. Decided to examine it and read the description which read
"[i]I didn't get shot. I Never get shot. I just body-checked the missle[/i]"
Made me laugh a little. So my question is, has anyone else come across any item description that has amused them in some way?
Edit: add the name of the item as well :p
Edit 2: 30+ replies! Awesome
Edit 3: 100+? Explains the list of notifications upon waking up xD
Edit 4: 200+ and trending? Freaking awesome xD
Edit 5: 300+ love reading some reading these descriptions
Edit 6: 800+ comments! Almost 1000!
English
#Destiny
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LDR 5001 "Ballistic Heartbreak" Do ya get it?
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Steel oracle z-11 "I foresee fire. Fire and screams." "You would, mate. You're a rocket launcher."
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IT'S DISGRACEFUL
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3 RepliesEdited by Kibblesn: 3/24/2015 12:05:10 AM1. Yours...not mine. 2. I do not permit you to exist. 3. We will not go quietly. 1. The Last Word 2. Black Hammer 3. Abyss Defiant
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1 ReplyVoidfang Vestements- [i]"YOU WILL DREAM OF TEETH AND NOTHING ELSE"-scratched behind a buckle[/i]
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Best one I can think of right now (not including all the titan stuff that I absolutely love cuz I main a titan) is "There was life, then he spoke to it, and it lived no more" don't judge me if it's wrong I'm away from xbox
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10 RepliesEdited by botbot1973: 3/20/2015 6:36:45 AM"Vanguard policy urged guardians to destroy this weapon on sight" This was when XUR was selling RED DEATH not 10 feet from the vanguard table....
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2 RepliesThere's one on a Titan helmet I used to have, just a normal rare helm.....it mentioned something about Saint-14 along the lines of "...he used his head as a weapon, smashing it into the head of a great Kell....". It was kinda cool I thought as it sorta explained the dent that is in the right-front of the Helm of Saint-14. Someone reply and I'll try to see if I still have this helmet and I will post it's description.
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No backup plans <3 "No ammo? No problem?"
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1 ReplyAgainst all odds~"Threat assessment calculates your odds of survival at 3,721:1....unless you pull this trigger"
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1 ReplyThree little words "It's not enough to say them, you must mean them" the three little words are I love you
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...A casual loop in the weapon's firing mechanism, seemingly binding space and time into... A casual loop in the weapon's firing mechanism, seemingly binding space and time into... Those might not be the exact words but it's the best one IMO
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5 Replies...a causal loop within the weapon's mechanism, suggesting that the firing process somehow binds space and time into… If you watch carefully you will notice that this description is a loop sentence, you can read it from the beginning to the end and then the begin again and it doesn't lose any sense.
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1 ReplySomething like: "I foresee Fire and Death." You would mate, you're a rocket launcher.
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Angels are a navigational hazard
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[i]I cannot permit you to exist.[/i] Black Hammer
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My favorite is the Backhanded Compliment "You look good in red"
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"You can see the point, right? Who wants to team up with one?" Knucklehead Radar
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Grinders Cloak "First, check your cloak for damage. Second, inspect yourself for major wounds."
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Back handed compliment [i]you'd look good in red [/i]
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The little light ship: [quote][i]Don't do that[/i][/quote]
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[quote] "YOU WIL DREAM OF TEETH AND NOTHING ELSE" -scratched behind a buckle [/quote] -Voidfang Vestments.
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4 RepliesNot the description per se, but the name. LDR 5001, or Long Distance Relationship 5001. And 5001 feet is the usual required distance for a restraining order.
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Tfwpky crucible Hand cannon. Stands for the fall will probably kill you. Description reads, 'And if it doesn't, the bullets surely will'
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1 ReplyThere's a Titan mark that says something about an acolytes loin cloth
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3 RepliesEdited by Telrik87: 3/21/2015 8:46:42 PMMy favorites: Patience and Time: If you've got it, they'll never see it coming. Hunger of Crota: You would defy Me? I am the eater of hope. Crest of Alpha Lupi (Titan): Those who pass, do so only by our consent. Jolder's Sash: You are an army, an armada, a force unto itself.
