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3/16/2015 11:34:45 PM
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I am Oryx, son of Crota. Ask me anything.
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It's the other way around crota is oryxs son
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2 RepliesI thought u were father of crota?
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How long did you suck crota's dick?
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1 ReplyNow many many years ago, when Oryx was twenty three, he was married Ir Yut, who was pretty as could be. Ir Yut had a grown-up daughter, Omnigul, it's said. An elder god made love with her, and soon the two were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law, and changed my very life. Omnigul was my mother, 'cause she was my father's wife! To complicate the matters, even though it brought me joy, I soon became the father, of a bouncing baby boy. My little baby then became, a brother-in-law to dad... And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad. For if he was my uncle, that also made him the brother, of the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course, was my step-mother! I'm my own grandpa! I'm my own grandpa! It sounds funny I know, but it really is so. I'm my own grandpa! My father's wife then had a son, that kept them on the run, and he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son. My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue (lol), because, she is my wife, she's my grandmother too! I'm my own grandpa! I'm my own grandpa! It sounds funny I know, but it really is so. I'm my own grandpa! Now, if my wife is my grandmother, then, I am her grandchild, and every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild. For now I have become, the strangest case you ever saw: As the husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa! I'm my own grandpa! I'm my own grandpa! It sounds funny I know, but it really is so. I'm my own grandpa! [spoiler]OVERSOUL![/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhatever.... Kirmit..... THE BRINGER OF TEARS TO CHILDREN!
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Orxy is a race of hive gods..
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Backwards
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3 RepliesBetter hurry and add that satire tag before too many people notice your failure
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Wrong.
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Wrong.
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Err Nah
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actually your name on the console is "War of Wolves" but nice try
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You stupid
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Edited by RandaltheVandal: 3/17/2015 12:40:57 AMDon't you mean oryx, [i]father[/i] of crota? [spoiler]you're a moron[/spoiler]
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Why are you the son of crota?
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1 ReplyLol this post completely backfired on you (poor lad)
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I sense Oryx is contemplating changing his post and correcting it; however at the same time he reads these responses and realizes how funny this thread is becoming. Now Oryx is aka GOD, and GOD can make anything happen, so maybe it's momentary role playing for Oryx. Oryx actually wants to be Crotas son for today. Tomorrow Oryx will switch back to his rightful role as ORYX, father of CROTA. Ya. There ya go!!
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Lel fail
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Edited by JTtheLoneWOOF: 3/16/2015 11:54:27 PMYou're the father of CROTA, not son. Unless some supernatural biological change happened since I last played, which was last night Lmao. I love all the comments. Best laugh I've had all day. Thanks.
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Yo dawg...Crota is Oryx's son...not the other way around...
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Why is your last name so stupid?(Ossium)
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2 RepliesHow is it like having a failure of a son that is constantly eating cheese? Is it nice?
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It was just a dream... ∧_∧ ( ･ω･) ＿| ⊃／(＿＿_ ／ └-(＿＿＿_／ ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ *Goes back to sleep* ＜⌒／ヽ-､_＿_ ／＜_/＿＿＿＿／ ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
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Father of Crota noob
