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3/16/2015 12:54:43 AM
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What does Xûr do with all his strange coins?
Xûr probably has millions of strange coins by now... What do you think he does with them?
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#Destiny
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2 Replieshttp://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aqqfGXrX__8
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He uses it to buy strange
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He buys whatever exotics are cheap in the week leading up to him reselling them to us Friday for more.
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He's addicted to the slotties... They were going to implement them in game but Xur wouldn't let them ;)
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5 RepliesUse them as dildos
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He puts them in his pocket. Think about it.
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Swims in them.
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Xur has an addiction to sluts. Err I mean slots.
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Seedy massage parlors
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1 ReplyEdited by Red Motive: 3/16/2015 1:22:34 AMI don't even have time to explain why I don't have time to explain.
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Aliens have to do laundry too.
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1 ReplyThey vibrate sooo.. Just imagine.
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ButtZephyrButtZephyr - 4/11/2026 9:01:41 AM
strings them into anal beads -
4 RepliesYou know how you always have an arcade token lying around somewhere? IE there's on in your couch right now, one in your stash of change, and there might be one in your pocket. Yeah 500 years from now Chuck E Cheese will be a leading power on earth and beyond. They will use their knowledge on making kids excited, and getting them to throw away tons of arcade coins on tokens for stupid prizes to build a casino type arcade. A galactic arcade/casino will be built, In this future there prizes might be anything between advanced weapons, or medicine. Often times the poor would rush to the arcade to take a chance at a batter life, praying that there few shards of glimmer could get them enough tickets to buy a new spleen, or heart or something. Because of it's success, and high risk/reward games, the arcade found millions of customers, which put out millions of coins. Using their bizarre and evil technology they forged coins that were one of a kind for their machines. The chick e cheese still exists, it's just rundown. The machines are there and running, still spitting out prizes, but they need coins... Xur is Mac daddy gamer of the galactic Chuck E Cheese. He doesn't have the time to go searching for those random arcade tokens that end up in the strangest places, so he pays us in stuff that's meaningless to him. Were risking our lives to fuel game addiction.
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The Nine's private strip club is a popular hangout for agents.
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Uses them to dry off after bathing in all the tears
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Scrooge McDuckian money bin
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Scratch Cards
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He pulls a Scrooge McDuck and puts them in his pool so he can dive into them.
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How do you think he affords his drugs?
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Exo porn. Lots and lots of underground Exo porn.
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Strippers. Duh.
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Boob implants
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Cosmetic surgery
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4 Replies*Cough* Strip club *Cough*
